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SlushboxTeggy

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9 months and one day. The girl picked a fight, suggested we break up, and I said very little. She took an hour to leave, giving me a chance to say something. Honestly I'm not even upset. The last 3 weeks have been pretty bad. I knew it was coming after the funeral of my friend if you guys remember. I was heading back to school and she was going home. Right before I left she said, "why have you been treating me so bad the past two day(the wake and the funeral), I mean your just being wierd." I got in my car and left. I couldn't believe that selfish comment.
 
what did she expect...for you to jump up and down for joy cuz you just mourned the death of your friend?????...damn...you dont need her anyways
 
the drama lamma has returned.

have fun, stay single.

and find chicks in canada. its fun.
 
I don't want to know your name...

I just want to bang, bang, bang.


Chin up and move on. If you're not sorry about the loss of the relationship, then I won't be sorry about it for you either - it was obviously, as they say, for the best.


In all honesty, as you know this, random hookups aren't fulfilling in terms of emotions and spirituality, but they sure are a huge stroke to the ego and a lot of fun. If you're not ready to settle down yet, then rock out with your cock out. Just do it smart, and make sure you know what you're getting into. Many have read some of my drama here, but I've kept the real serious shit and the recent events off the forums - but let me tell you first hand, make sure you know who you're doing because its no joke that it only takes one slip up to claim the rest of your life.
 
mmmmm drama

sorry for your "loss"
so how soon before you get back together with her?
I can't go that long without it, what can I say.

We won't be getting back together though. I'm buying some condoms later and having fun this year. I bet I can get something by the weekend, so I won't have the chance of making up just because I haven't gotten it in awhile.
 
We won't be getting back together though. I'm buying some condoms later and having fun this year. I bet I can get something by the weekend, so I won't have the chance of making up just because I haven't gotten it in awhile.
you a senior this year?
lets keep a tally on how many diseases you can get before xmas break...
and keep pics... uh, just for record keeping of course...

well ...


< / wrists >
lmao
 
Dude, I'm not even kidding...BE FUCKING CAREFUL.

Learn from other's mistakes.

Girls aren't exactly straight forward with you, when they want your cock, just as guys aren't forthcoming when they're only in it for the pussy. New Jersey is becoming very bad for the hard drug scene, and you never know who's a user - if you catch my drift.
 
lmfao!!! time to work out that forearm...hope youre ambidextrous when it comes to that so one forearm doesnt get a shit load bigger than the other...hahahahaha
I am ambidextrous when it comes to that but I'm not worried about it. I get my fair share. And before my gf I always wore a condom and I'll go back to doing just that. That and a little common sense goes a long way.
 
9 months and one day. The girl picked a fight, suggested we break up, and I said very little. She took an hour to leave, giving me a chance to say something. Honestly I'm not even upset. The last 3 weeks have been pretty bad. I knew it was coming after the funeral of my friend if you guys remember. I was heading back to school and she was going home. Right before I left she said, "why have you been treating me so bad the past two day(the wake and the funeral), I mean your just being wierd." I got in my car and left. I couldn't believe that selfish comment.

welcome back to the beer drinkin, football watchin, no bitch zone single life. :)
 
I am ambidextrous when it comes to that but I'm not worried about it. I get my fair share. And before my gf I always wore a condom and I'll go back to doing just that. That and a little common sense goes a long way.

My friend...you have no fucking idea.

I always wear condoms as well, that doesn't protect you completely.

Long story short, I fooled around with a girl who secretly liked the IV drugs - this is right after I had mentioned how my best friend's younger brother had gotten into heroin and OD'd and how disgusting I thought it was - she agreed. She agreed so much so, that she wanted me and gave me oral. Thats all fine and dandy, but she also put her pussy on my mouth - but I was so drunk that I wouldn't fuck her, even though thats what she wanted. Fast forward two weeks later, to the girl OD'ing and myself being scared senseless about what the test results will come back because HIV is transmitted through vaginal secretions as well as other body fluids. Thats in my past now, but I'll tell you what - there's nothing like finding something like that out. I had trained the girl at work and she seemed normal.

Also, condoms don't prevent all STDs like herpies which is the gift that keeps giving.
 
My friend...you have no fucking idea.

I always wear condoms as well, that doesn't protect you completely.

Long story short, I fooled around with a girl who secretly liked the IV drugs - this is right after I had mentioned how my best friend's younger brother had gotten into heroin and OD'd and how disgusting I thought it was - she agreed. She agreed so much so, that she wanted me and gave me oral. Thats all fine and dandy, but she also put her pussy on my mouth - but I was so drunk that I wouldn't fuck her, even though thats what she wanted. Fast forward two weeks later, to the girl OD'ing and myself being scared senseless about what the test results will come back because HIV is transmitted through vaginal secretions as well as other body fluids. Thats in my past now, but I'll tell you what - there's nothing like finding something like that out. I had trained the girl at work and she seemed normal.

Also, condoms don't prevent all STDs like herpies which is the gift that keeps giving.
I know all of this. thats the common sense part. i don't go around eating out every girl i hook up with. I don't mind doing it but I must know the person fairly well. And I realize there is still always risk. I'm willing to take a chance every now and then. Just like how I'm going to get in my car in a few and drive to class. Everything has a hint of chance to it.

And hell yes to any pics.
 
Um, this is strange. Since we broke up on sunday we seem to be getting along great. I think we just make better friends. Now that I think about it, the only things we fought about were relationship shit. Lets just see how she reacts when I start hooking up with other girls though.
 
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