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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? (if it doesn't make sense, maybe that's because it isn't true!)

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you
 
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?-because it holds a signal until there is enough juice.

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?-to get more money

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?-because you can't touch stars

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?-it does

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?-who wants to store a dirty needle. they are bought clean

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?-they don't have puberty in the jungle

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?-it's optional

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?-they have headsets in the helmets. they need to hear communications and instructions.

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?-webster

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? (if it doesn't make sense, maybe that's because it isn't true!)-they weren't as motivated.

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?-it's dilluted. they still have color.

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?-christmas

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?-they might get desperate and be more willing to eat something they overlooked earlier.

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?-to test if the vacuum is working.

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?-common physics

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?-they don't

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?-you are clumsy, that's why the first thing was falling over to begin with.

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?-72 degrees is the right temp. :)

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?-cause they are dead, that's why the mother in law is there.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you
 
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?-to test if the vacuum is working.
I like this question...and this answer. haha :D
 
why do we let people like that breed? because we have no choice


go hang yourself.... J/K
 
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? (if it doesn't make sense, maybe that's because it isn't true!)-they weren't as motivated.
While the response is funny, its sad because some people think this disproves evolution (or: dont care, and think its funny, and still believe in fairy tales). We descended from a common ancestor.
 
While the response is funny, its sad because some people think this disproves evolution (or: dont care, and think its funny, and still believe in fairy tales). We descended from a common ancestor.

asking for a pointlessly long arguement?

trust me... go through 2 conservative christian gradeschools, homeschooling, and a christian high school and you will now enough about the both sides of the evolution/creation deal to make both sides look silly...
 
Look. No.

Trust me, what you know about both sides is bull. And while the argument would take a while for me to describe how every point against evolution is wrong, I still feel that at some point we should stop entertaining these viewpoints. They're just wrong and why not cut the shit now.

If you're ready, just start another thread. Hell, pm me if you dont want to bother these people. I'll be impressed if you can tell me a mark against evolution I haven't heard before or hasn't been discussed.
 
why do we let people like that breed? because we have no choice

go hang yourself.... J/K

Yes but stupid people often do things that are, well,
stupid and lose their lives because of it. I hear it in
the news often: Another Jaywalker Killed By Motorist
It happened at 12:30AM, the j.w. was wearing dark
clothing, on crutches and not in a crosswalk where it's
dark.

Doesn't this help the gene pool?
 
Yes but stupid people often do things that are, well,
stupid and lose their lives because of it. I hear it in
the news often: Another Jaywalker Killed By Motorist
It happened at 12:30AM, the j.w. was wearing dark
clothing, on crutches and not in a crosswalk where it's
dark.

why do we let people like YOU breed? because we have no choice
 
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