This Made Me Literally LOL...

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that movie, like all other Van Dam movies, sucks balls

nobody fights like that

Frank Dux would kill Van Dam with hardly an effort

the 80's sucked

Die
 
Bloodsport is the only Van Dam movie I liked. Couldnt get into him.

The commercial was whack but the phone call is funny. I've heard a couple calls like that, all GOLD :)
 
^wtf are you talkin about...frank dux is van dam...lol...
Its "based on a true story" so Dux was a real person. I think he's saying the real dux would obliterate Van Dam, but J-C would just pull some splits and kick his ass :ph34r: .
 
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