NFL Player responds to rating given to him on Madden 2007

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You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast.
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lmao
anyone think this is real?
 
I don't think it is, but on ESPN2, they had the same guy in an interview discussing it, so you never know. Funny as shit, nonetheless.
 
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When I'm not snapping balls, I snap necks
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there are some serious misrepresentations in the Madden and NCAA football series, but they sell video games for a living. Short of holding an NFL wide workout each year before the game how do you expect them to know what a NFL lineman's passing ability is?
 
all he does is snap during punts and field goals.... ofcourse you arent going to be ranked high, hell... i bet 100% of the people didnt even know who the fuck he was.
 
Please, just shut the fuck up and enjoy the 200k a year you make for doing absolutely nothing.

Next time you complain that your stats in a FANTASY video game aren't correct, and it seems as if the end of the world is near, think about all the guys who DIDNT get accepted into the NFL and have to work as a fucking highschool football coach, making jack shit a year.

jerkass.
 
Here are the :cliffs:

This dude is pissed about being rated the worst player on madden 2007. I don't know if i think this is real or not. but it's funny. here are the best quotes. plus he writes it to madden like he does all the ratings. what a fucktard.

If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.
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I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my fucking face
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I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox
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my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles.
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According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass fuckwad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell
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Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life.
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I thought this was going to be a TO thread.

I think all video games should mess up TOs rated. make him one slow mofo that can't catch shit, then have him cry about it.between plays.
 
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