Tom Cruse just got a kick ass role.

[jeffie7]

Tom Cruise has filed a $50-million lawsuit against Holesome Fun Incorporated, the world's largest manufacturer of sex toys, over the company's alleged unauthorized use of his image on its new Mission Insertable butt plug

Tom Cruise Sues over Unauthorized Use of Image on Butt Plug
minor work warning for banners maybe?

 

[cheese9988]

Ya, I'd be a little upset too if someone decides to make a statue out of me and shove it up thier ass.

 

[TurboMirage]

i wouldnt care as long as i got the royalties.

 

[smarty009]

lol

Editor's note: Although the Tom Cruise butt plug pictured above is not available to the general public at this time, a George W. Bush model, known as "The Bushplug," is. See it at Bushplug.com.

 

[High_Rolling_Civic]

"The Mission Insertable butt plug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion of an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness."

hhahah, those crazy scientologists really love some good butt

 

[TurboMirage]

that is where their best ideas come from.

 

[Airjockie]

WTF....why are you looking for butt-plugs?.....

 

[Capt. Orygun]

+1

 

[igotnothin]

i think it suits him

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

whoa jeffie...now butt plugz...IDK about you

 

[Smarnash]

A butt plug can be inserted during sex or it can be worn while its user is gardening, shopping, or attending the theater.

LOL

 

[smarty009]

i just dont see how these people enjoy walkin around with a damn plug up their ass!

 

[Smarnash]

What I don't understand.....is why someone would want to plug their butt in the first place, much less let alone shopping, gardening or whatever else.

 

[Turbo&Auto]

They need a parody to the Mission Impossible music, change the beat to:

butt, butt, butt plug, butt, butt, butt plug (do it to the beat)
Then some goofy words about shoving tom cruise up your ass and you've got a hit

 

[Vosty]

lmao.... no comment other than a tom cruise butt plug FTL...

 

[GSRCRXsi]

i dunno this all seems kind of fake. just the way they say things...

 

[Airjockie]

I can't understand how someone would want a butt plug, go online and search for one, find a rare one with Tom Cruise on it and happily post it on a public car forum to try to impress other car guys on the massively rare find that he found...

can a butt plug be any gheyier, or has he found a new love that works at taco bell? Any case...is it really that important......mehhh...I don't think I want to go there...some things are best unknown in the internet community......

/things that make you say hrmmmm...

 

[E_SolSi]

this is not nearly as bad as the baby jesus butt plug that was linked on ehowa

 

[Vosty]

this is not nearly as bad as the baby jesus butt plug that was linked on ehowa

thats terrible...

 

[Celerity]

Ya, I'd be a little upset too if someone decides to make a statue out of me and shove it up thier ass.

People are constantly up my ass, and they don't make a dime.