Car parks itself. Female drivers rejoice!

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this is perfect for my girl friend, her car has every panel bent(even the roof) the front bumper is attached by gutter bolts, both tail lights have been replaced on more than one occaision, the head light on the left has also been replaced. the passenger mirror is broken and has three different colour paint transers on it, the drivers door has a long gouge on it where an unfortunant motorcyclist was nearly ran over. she has even knocked over a waist high brick wall at the local petrol station while reversing, two weeks after moving into her new house she caved in the corner of the niegbors fence, and if you look closely inside the car port you will notice paint work and orange indicator lense in the lines of brickwork. if only they could invent full auto pilot.
 
holy shit... hahahahaha. i know a few of my friends who could use that feature :p
but i mean if ANYONE has a hard time parking a little CRX... they've got a big problem!
 
this is perfect for my girl friend, her car has every panel bent(even the roof) the front bumper is attached by gutter bolts, both tail lights have been replaced on more than one occaision, the head light on the left has also been replaced. the passenger mirror is broken and has three different colour paint transers on it, the drivers door has a long gouge on it where an unfortunant motorcyclist was nearly ran over. she has even knocked over a waist high brick wall at the local petrol station while reversing, two weeks after moving into her new house she caved in the corner of the niegbors fence, and if you look closely inside the car port you will notice paint work and orange indicator lense in the lines of brickwork. if only they could invent full auto pilot.

you should take away her keys before she hurts herself or other motorists.
 
yea...i just saw a commercial for this last night...pretty crazy...but it sure will help from people dinging up my car if they dont know how to park...
 
So now people will be sitting in the lane for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to start their parallel parking function :(
 
it is not that hard. i only did it once before i took my license test and did it in like 30 sec. i cant figure out why people cant do that shit. a can almost wip my car in to a spot with the ebrake. never had the balls to do it with other cars around though.
 
lol...its gonna be a mandatory thing to pass on the license test...

test taker: I cannot figure out this parking thing
DMV: YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I think its cool... I just cant help to think that there will be some sort of flaw in the auto park system that will cause mass chaos... or maybe thats me just hoping something nuts will happen...
 
My car changes it's own oil. And so as to acheive an extra level of protection, it does it with every tank of gas, give or take.
 
lol...its gonna be a mandatory thing to pass on the license test...

test taker: I cannot figure out this parking thing
DMV: YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is in Maryland. Florida was retarded about it. They had too many people failing the test because they could not do it so they took it off the test :ph34r:
 
So now people will be sitting in the lane for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to start their parallel parking function :(
O hell yea. When I use to valet people would have he 100k car with 1000+ options and would actually know how to use 3. I can't tell you how many times I would bring a guy back his car and he would ask in disbelief how I used one of the options. But hey, after 30 seconds the guy loved me and gave me a good tip.
 
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