Anyone into Rugby?

[SlushboxTeggy]

Last year my friend Tim got me watching it and screwing around a little bit. This past week Rowan had their first club rugby practice. All I can say is that I'm hooked. It's a great sport to watch but that doesn't hold a candle to playing. I'm most likely going to be the #6 forward. It's two day later and I'm still sore as hell and have decided to stop smoking but I can't wait for the next practice. Any one else on here into it?

 

[deranger]

im sorry dude you have chosen the arse clown sport. about five years ago a rugby player in australia did a one finger rugby tackle, whats a one finger rugby tackle you ask. wel you take one finger and ram it up your opponents arse hole about up to the second nuckle thru the shorts. this will put your opponent off his game apparently. im not shore if it was leage or union, im not even shore of what team it was but it was all over the news. it was hillarious watching it on telly. what was even more funny was seeing a bloke whos neck is thicker than his head try and defend actions on telly infront of the whole nation. ill try and find the video on the net and post a link to it

 

[deranger]

i found a picture at
Proctological rugby
ill look for a movie though

 

[Gumbo]

His name was John Hopoate (sp) and it was in rugby league...
Oddly enough, league is much more popular in Aus than NZ... go figure...

I assume you are talking about the 15 man (union) game, which many people down here consider to be our national sport, on a compareable hype level to your NFL.
Personally I've never played properly, just mucking around in P.E. classes or whatever, but being a New Zealander I've been exposed to it on the TV for my entire life...

 

[Celerity]

<Celerity begins to tally up deranger's twisted sense of humor, and plug in the results> <Await final score>

 

[klyph]

plug in the results

Pun?

 

[smarty009]

lmfao @ the arse poke...hahha...

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

I love how my thread about rugby makes people start talking about a man sticking a finger up another man's ass. If someone did that to me, I'll take the red card for beating his ass. God knows he wouldn't be coming back into the game either.

 

[deranger]

come on rugby and homosexuality go hand in hand... er finger in .... lets just change the subject

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

come on rugby and homosexuality go hand in hand... er finger in .... lets just change the subject

Doesn't seem homosexual at all to me actually. It's a bad ass sport for tough ass people.

 

[Celerity]

of course it's bad ass and you have to be hard as nails. What with all those fingers up the poop chute during play. I don't have what it takes to play.

 

[Smarnash]

Rugby is about as gay as highschool wrestling.

Back in my highschool science class, I had some jock tell me that during a match, he won because he bit his opponents nutsack while his opponent was on top of him.

I think I will just stick to guns and knifes for self defense....

 

[Celerity]

Is that sanctioned ?

 

[deranger]

not only is rugby for poofs (no offence intended slushboxteggy) it is a prerequisite that your wieght be more than you iq

 

[Celerity]

Alright, that's settles it. Now lets bash Soccer !

 

[deranger]

yeah soocers ful of soft co_k pussies who run around all game and not even score, how is that a game. a good play is when trip in a 3metre vicinty of the opposition some where near your goal and the ump gives a free kick. the only real sport is australian rules footy, no protective helmets and padding, no incredible hulks no soft pussys plenty of scoring, athletic skill it got it all.

 

[Celerity]

Amazonian women from Futurama: "Women basketball have good team work, fundamentals"

Fry, Bender, and Zap: "HAHAHAHAHAHAH"

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

Rugby is about as gay as highschool wrestling.

Back in my highschool science class, I had some jock tell me that during a match, he won because he bit his opponents nutsack while his opponent was on top of him.

I think I will just stick to guns and knifes for self defense....

I wrestled in high school too. And neither sport is "gay". If someone sticks their thumb up your ass while your strapping a turbo to your car, does that make turbos gay? People are gay. Sports aren't. And most people who say wrestling and rugby are gay, couldn't make it through the warm-up of a practice for either.

 

[eg6sir]

my dad played Rugby in college..

 

[deranger]

any sport that involves grappling with another sweaty man or getting in a scrum where you push the bloke in front of yous butt, who pushes the bloke infront of hims butt in to a pack of sweaty men doin the same in the opposite direction has got to be at least slighty queer. and just because you dont play a homosexual sport it doesnt mean your any les fit than someone who does, there are plenty of non gay sports out there like are.. tennis and golf and cycling and squash and are... water polo oh yeah dont forget badmington.