Celerity
Well-Known Member
I just woke up. At 2 pm. Man, I was out all night last night here in the Orlando area. I met this crazy kid named Formby. You might know him.
We (My Girlfriend and I) Showed up to meet him at his house. We had planned to go out for dinner. The First thing Formby offered us was a drink from some of his Venezuelan Rum. Flash forward to the end of the bottle : My Girlfriend was crying on the floor, JP's hand was bleeding and I was wearing one of his t-shirts . That was some good stuff.
JP has this shapeless little Pug (He posted pictures before) but my girlfriend fell in love with the little thing so much, and I guess the Rum went straight to her medula Oblongata or something and she was petting him saying how cute he was. JP Took an injury in the kitchen whilst holding an 18" chrome wheel. This happens to real car guys, all the time. Once I burned myself on a 2 stroke valve head in my kitchen, when I removed it from the oven and slipped. Anyway - We went out to catch some dinner when JP's wife came home - and to check out some of his toys. What a life - Nice EK Hatch, and a (For this NorthEast guy) flawless CRX Shell, ready for the goodies that were laying around. Everything is clean, everything is ready. Nice job !
So we went to the restaurant and continued the party. From the moment we met, Formby is really friendly, well spoken and always has something nice to say (Like you can see with his posts) . He's always like that. I got home at about 3am.
I don't think he's drunk here.
JP was more than helpful showing us around.. Drawing a little map about what kinds of local sites to see. Here we see our pencil-scratching on the temple wall hieroglyphs:
Our scholars have examined this parchment and recognise it NOT as a map, but as a lay-out of Formby's life. Some symbols are easily understood: "~~~~~" Means there was a flood. "D" shapes represent the "Disney Character" which translates literally to "You've gone too far. Any farther and large amounts of money will be paid out" While talking to Formby, our tour guide, much mention was made of BMW's "i-Drive". Intriguing to say the least. It appears that the scroll was signed "Kisses and Love - J-PF"
Anyways, Greetings from Orlando -
Formby is a killer - He rocks. If ever you get a chance to come down and meet up with him you won't be disappointed. And should he be in your area, take him out for a good time.
And try to get him to bring that fat pug.
We (My Girlfriend and I) Showed up to meet him at his house. We had planned to go out for dinner. The First thing Formby offered us was a drink from some of his Venezuelan Rum. Flash forward to the end of the bottle : My Girlfriend was crying on the floor, JP's hand was bleeding and I was wearing one of his t-shirts . That was some good stuff.
JP has this shapeless little Pug (He posted pictures before) but my girlfriend fell in love with the little thing so much, and I guess the Rum went straight to her medula Oblongata or something and she was petting him saying how cute he was. JP Took an injury in the kitchen whilst holding an 18" chrome wheel. This happens to real car guys, all the time. Once I burned myself on a 2 stroke valve head in my kitchen, when I removed it from the oven and slipped. Anyway - We went out to catch some dinner when JP's wife came home - and to check out some of his toys. What a life - Nice EK Hatch, and a (For this NorthEast guy) flawless CRX Shell, ready for the goodies that were laying around. Everything is clean, everything is ready. Nice job !
So we went to the restaurant and continued the party. From the moment we met, Formby is really friendly, well spoken and always has something nice to say (Like you can see with his posts) . He's always like that. I got home at about 3am.
I don't think he's drunk here.
JP was more than helpful showing us around.. Drawing a little map about what kinds of local sites to see. Here we see our pencil-scratching on the temple wall hieroglyphs:
Our scholars have examined this parchment and recognise it NOT as a map, but as a lay-out of Formby's life. Some symbols are easily understood: "~~~~~" Means there was a flood. "D" shapes represent the "Disney Character" which translates literally to "You've gone too far. Any farther and large amounts of money will be paid out" While talking to Formby, our tour guide, much mention was made of BMW's "i-Drive". Intriguing to say the least. It appears that the scroll was signed "Kisses and Love - J-PF"
Anyways, Greetings from Orlando -
Formby is a killer - He rocks. If ever you get a chance to come down and meet up with him you won't be disappointed. And should he be in your area, take him out for a good time.
And try to get him to bring that fat pug.
