im a loser

[BodyDroppedNikes]

apparently im a "fucking loser". heres the story:

wednesday on my way to work, im cruising down the highway in the Ranger with the ass end dropped and the front up (its called a Cali Lean) and this mini van of looky loos looks over at my truck. so i decided "ok they wonder what all that shit is in the back of the truck, so i will show em". i drop the front end down then air the front back up and keep on cruising.no response. ususally i get a thumbsup but not this time. i shrug it off and keep on cruising. they get ahead of me and im just jamming to some tunes and i some how manage to get up beside them. i look over and the passenger puts up a handwritten sign that says "get a bigger truck you fucking loser". so im sitting there and im like "wtf". i drop the front end down, flip em the bird and cuss at em (i had my window up cause it was a lil cool today). if i had a sign and a magic marker i woulda made a sign that reads "id rather be a loser in a mini TRUCK than a loser in a mini VAN". fuck them...its pissed me off all damn day. ima carry a pad of paper and a marker with me from now for assholes like them.

 

[AHHVTEC]

you should have flashed them,,and im not talking about a nipple flash lol

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

Lol...

 

[Seany-izzle]

you'll always have people who will hate. dont let it get to you.

werent you used to that from owning a honda? lol

 

[Celerity]

I find it's best to carry the following:

A camera flash. Make them stare at it, driver included "What the hell is <Flash> OH GOD I CAN'T SEE"

Package of pancake syrup from McDs. Give it a toss. The first thing they'll do is hit their wipers, and I bet the wipers won't even make it up the windsheild. It's way better if you pour the syrup into a glass vial - the vial shatters, keeps the glass in it, and then the wipers smear broken glass and syrup when they use them.

 

[dveit]

I'll keep that syrup idea in mind.

 

[reckedracing]

syrup is an AWESOME idea

maybe they just like dropped dually's more than dropped rangers?
lol

i usually get the thumbsup too

 

[Black Widow g2]

i prefer a handful of ball bearings.

 

[TommyTheCat]

Small thermonuclear device. Game Over.

 

[posol]

a handful of change usually does the job

 

[jamesA]

I find it's best to carry the following:

A camera flash. Make them stare at it, driver included "What the hell is <Flash> OH GOD I CAN'T SEE"

Package of pancake syrup from McDs. Give it a toss. The first thing they'll do is hit their wipers, and I bet the wipers won't even make it up the windsheild. It's way better if you pour the syrup into a glass vial - the vial shatters, keeps the glass in it, and then the wipers smear broken glass and syrup when they use them.

haha you're an ass, but splendid Idea...

Small thermonuclear device. Game Over.

a handful of change usually does the job

d'oh! give the change to the poor! like me!


B don't worry about the mexicans packed into a minivan riding down US30... they're idiots.

 

[ScrapinSi]

a handful of change usually does the job

werd... I keep the pennies in the change drawer on the left, and the silver in the center console... Pennies = Ammo... Silver = DD Money..