Just got back from the hospital

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totalburnout

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Its 6a.m. and I just got home from the hospital.

Someone please shoot me in the face. That was the worst pain I've ever experienced in my life. It felt like I was being repeatedly stabbed in the stomach.

Morphine took care of me a bit, after hours of pain.

...and the clincher. I rarely ever go to the doctor, but whenever I do, even when they run bloodtests - I come up healthy on all acounts and they never diagnose exactly what I had.

G.I. virus or Food poisoning perhaps.
 
i've heard cranberry juice is an old wives tale
more fluid is better, so if you don't like cranberry juice you won't drink as much of it as you would drink a fluid you like

whiskey FTW!!!
lol
 
maybe you are in the begining stages of the Ebola virus and in about 6 hours your last act uppon this planet will be to shit out your liquified insides
:thumbsup:
 
maybe you are in the begining stages of the Ebola virus and in about 6 hours your last act uppon this planet will be to shit out your liquified insides
:thumbsup:

Thats what I was thinking.

The chinese food leftovers that had brocoli in it, the lettuce in the University's roast beef sandwich or that mayo on the pasta I had.

Doctor didn't seem to interested in that fact.
 
mayo on pasta.... sounds like pasta salad.... a very lame version of it.

i hope it wasn't warm.
 
It's a New Jersey treat. Like Cut up bits of hotdog and macaroni and cheese in rhode island.
I have no idea what your talking about with the mayo and pasta. Only how B said it, in pasta salad. I do enjoy cut up hotdog in mac and cheeese though.
 
mayo on pasta.... sounds like pasta salad.... a very lame version of it.

i hope it wasn't warm.

ding ding ding.

whole wheat pasta with light mayo on them.

throw in some shredded carrots, celery, and egg to make a pasta salad type dish or just have the mayo and pasta if you're in a rush.

My roomate showed me the beauty of this, I thought it was disgusting to hear at first.
 
well you're still here so i guess no luck on the Ebola thing :(
oh well... probly just some food poisoning type shit


heres some Ebola for ya any way
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