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it reminds you of something that hasnt happened yet??

I've been there man, minus the undressing... and replace co-worker with friends gf. People should understand you were completely hammered and alcohol does some great things.

Nice job mang, you make me proud. :D
 
i had 11 magic hat #9's... they makeme fart real bad. shit before i even went to bed i was a farting machine. This morning was definately NOT any better... somehow worse..

In the past, when i would drink a lot constantly (liver problems ftl) I would be that guy too. The most drunk person who is yelling and acting a fool, yup that used to be me. Now im that stoned kid who is drinkin a 40 chillin...weird.
 
and that's why I don't drink and I really don't understand why people get drunk. Drinking and getting drunk are 2 different things and I just don't get why people like being/getting drunk. 1) you don't remember shit and you're like "OMG, what the fuck happened. I did what? Shit I fucked up... 2)people bitch the next day about a hang over...I don't get :shrug2:
 
Not remembering doesn't apply to everyone. I remember specific comments/questions I've made when piss drunk.
 
Not remembering doesn't apply to everyone. I remember specific comments/questions I've made when piss drunk.
but what is the point to being drunk? I've never heard of anything good coming from being drunk. and getting ass from a girl who is drunk also doesn't apply since she is wasted also, i'm talking about how does being drunk help you have a better time?
 
but what is the point to being drunk? I've never heard of anything good coming from being drunk. and getting ass from a girl who is drunk also doesn't apply since she is wasted also, i'm talking about how does being drunk help you have a better time?

I tend to be more talkative, more relaxed and have less inhibitions when I'm intoxicated.

I hate parties and I'm not very talkative sober. Gimme a few beers and I'll talk your ears off.
 
I tend to be more talkative, more relaxed and have less inhibitions when I'm intoxicated.

I hate parties and I'm not very talkative sober. Gimme a few beers and I'll talk your ears off.
Well, if you need some thing to drink to get you out of the closet there's something else wrong :ph34r::eek:lol:
 
it reminds you of something that hasnt happened yet??

I've been there man, minus the undressing... and replace co-worker with friends gf. People should understand you were completely hammered and alcohol does some great things.

Nice job mang, you make me proud. :D

Yes that was the joke A+ for comprehending.
 
Nice.

I'm having a christmas party tonight. I'm pumped. We're brewing up some Pink Panty Droppers. And hopefully the panties drop and I get some pink. :)



But yes. I killed my first 12 pack in two hours a couple weeks ago and shit. They had some funny pictures of me. I slept on the carpet outside of my door all night long. It was well uncomfortable when i awoke.
 
I'm like I know this is TCNJ and there's no parties here, insert dumb girl here "You're at a party", me "Like I said, there's no parties here, so we're going to start a dance party. Dance party 2006 everyone!" "Dance Party!!"

How can I still be a little bit wasted and rambling? and that fart was really raunchy.
I've partied at TCNJ a few times and I always have a good time. But I don't need much to have a good time. Rowan/TCNJ football game this year I was there at 12 in the afternoon pre-gaming while all you guys were still in class. Then got wasted to the point that face paint was a good idea and after the game we partied at my friend's lead singer's place. It was a good time. Haha.

And last night was my fraternity's date party. Quick summary. I started with Red Bull and Vodkas and finished with Evan and Gingers.
1. Quote of the night is in my sig. It was a random comment though, there was no rape. But just imagine a 6' 2" kid walking up to a crowd of girls and dropping that one:huh:
2. Sex in the bathroom, on the bus, where ever. I didn't get any though:(
3. People so drunk that dancing on a table seems like a good idea.... until they fell off:D
4. A friend dancing with a 200lb female bus driver;)
5. An arrest for assault of a police officer:ph34r:
6. Unexpectingly hooking up with my model friend on the bus:cool:
7. Dropping her of at home and calling another chick:rolleyes:
 
Maybe my school is a little more conservative, but shit liek that never happens in washington without someone going to jail or girls getting pregnant. lol.
 
Maybe my school is a little more conservative, but shit liek that never happens in washington without someone going to jail or girls getting pregnant. lol.
Someone did go to jail homey. Got bailed out this morning for $2500. As far as the prego, I'll let you know in 3 weeks or so.
 
i'm quite able to drink myself retarded....

but i always know what i'm doing, and never have trouble remembering what i did the next day.


sure, i've done some stupid shit piss drunk, but i knew i was doing it.... i just didn't care.
 
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