I can't find my cell phone

[totalburnout]

that is all motherbitches.

I drink a couple beers and can't find my fucking phone.

congratu-fucking-lations ian.

 

[AHHVTEC]

whats the number ill call it lol

 

[jamesA]

Sure you didn't toke a couple blunts, too?

 

[totalburnout]

where the fuck is it?

i think i lost it before i went out for the night, maybe its in the wrx when i bought beer and fell through the cracks or something.


wtf mate.

 

[totalburnout]

whats the number ill call it lol

vibrate is my favorite. =/

 

[AHHVTEC]

lol

 

[Seany-izzle]

ouch that hurts. I thought i lost my cell phone a few weeks ago. Went back to campus, went back to my two friends houses.. searched my room, checked all over my car. Slid my driver seat up to see if it fell down the crack.. Then i pick up my friend to bring him to work.... There it is, between my drivers seat and the center console.. .sticking out. I dunno how i missed it or how it didnt fall when i slid the seat up..

i bet its easier than you think.. i know how we stoners work.

 

[totalburnout]

ouch that hurts. I thought i lost my cell phone a few weeks ago. Went back to campus, went back to my two friends houses.. searched my room, checked all over my car. Slid my driver seat up to see if it fell down the crack.. Then i pick up my friend to bring him to work.... There it is, between my drivers seat and the center console.. .sticking out. I dunno how i missed it or how it didnt fall when i slid the seat up..

i bet its easier than you think.. i know how we stoners work.

Oh yeah, get this.

Little Red Riding Hood stole my phone on halloween. She put it in her mother fucking basket and I had to drive back a half hour to the college we visited to get the phone. We found pictures of the girls, that they left for me, on the phone when we went and picked it up.


diei dieieidieie.

 

[Seany-izzle]

i demand you to email them to me, immediately.

 

[jamesA]

i demand you to email them to me, immediately.

 

[totalburnout]

Found the phone. It was laying next to the car in a puddle of mudd and water.

 

[Jeef]

LOL, In my truck when I am using speaker phone because of ct'
s stupid anti cell phone while driving law, that thing will usally go flying around the interior and under the seats if I go over a big bump, brake too fast, and accelerate too fast.

 

[BigJ]

That happens to me all the time man. The worst is when its like in the open and in an obvious place but your'e all checking hard places.


My roomate lost his for like 4 days. He was freaking out. No insurance, etc. 2 year contract still. Ended up being on his bed.Like in the fricking middle of the bed. He slept next to it a few times even. Then one day I'm like dude, you know your phone is on your bed.

 

[totalburnout]

hahaha @ "dude you know your phone is on your bed."

The cell wasn't working all day today, but it finally started to work after taking a hair dryer to it.

 

[Seany-izzle]

sean_mc300@yahoo.com

send photos please. Thanks.

 

[totalburnout]

lmfao.