My 21st is tonight

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SlushboxTeggy

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After 7 years of drinking I will FINALLY consume my first alcoholic beverage legally tonight at 12 in Glassboro, NJ. Now who's going to tell my mom what went so horribly wrong tomm?
 
Good luck Slush, I have a feeling your going to need it. You need a shirt that says turn me over on the front and thank you on the back for tonight.
 
Well happy birthday!!!
Make sure you have a designated driver.
And a shirt just like Drake said.
 
I forgot my 21st birthday. I think I got a case and walked around town attacking people.
 
Don't do anything stupid.


I don't want to hear about your ass on 20/20 or anything.


ps. Happy early Birthday
 
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Why would he be back? It's his 21st.



Story ensues in 3 days when he gets of jail.
 
Not true he still get's to look forward to his insurance rates dropping at 24. Happy B-day man
i have 1 more year till that happens for me...w00t!...

anyways...happy bday...hope you are fuckin wasted right now as i post...hahahaha...cant wait to hear the stories your friends told you that you did and you dont remember any of it...hahahaha
 
he hasn't been back.... lol hes prob in the hospital or something :D
Nah, just spent some time down at school away from any comp. Sunday at 12am I tried going to the bar, well they shut down at 12 so I was pissed. Luckily we had beer for after the bar so we just played pong until I was good and wasted. Last night we went to the bar after I had already drank a 375ml bottle of Jager. Drank 2 $5 pitchers of Coors Light (played in a beer pong tourny at the bar), a Jager Bomb, a Soco and lime, 2 Red Headed Sluts, and a Prairie Fire that my boy suprised me with. Left the bar very drunk but still under my own power and with full memory of previous events. I also stole the pint glass I was drinking out of. We went back to the house I was at the previous night and played a little more pong. I drank a little more Jager and just hung out with friends drinking, until I blacked out and then passed out. Nothing really bad happened but I did bet one friend that another friend would fuck the girl he was hooking up with. I lost my money. It was a fun night though.
 
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