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chacha, old news... they do look ups for you about anything....

like there's an actual person there. please. its all scripted.
 
My guide booted me off.. went something like this.

Them: Welcome to ChaCha.
Me: What do you think this horrible and painful burning sensation when i urinate is?
Them: Are these results sufficient?
Me: No, my dick is burning. I dont have a urinary tract infection, my pee is burning my dick off!

Then I got booted.
 
^^^ hahaha.. i'm sure i can get booted after one phrase.. i gotta think of something good and i'll hit it up .. then post it.. lol
 
I got booted again.. i was trying to look for cockrings... so my cocks can fight eachother. I said cock about 15 times. the damn thing didnt even find anything!!! All i said was i wanted a ring for my cocks thats not too tight so they can still move around and breathe...
 
hahaah i bet you can. Sorry but i dont do used cock rings. :D I gave the bot a size that i was looking for.. something 6x6 :p but nooooo they had to boot me.
 
Type "Who the hell is Celerity?", go to Page 2 - entry 20.
 
wow this is the coolest helper ive had there yet... most get all offended and close the session if you start talking about shit like this

Status: Connected to guide: KimE
KimE: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimE: hello
You: hi i want to make my junk bigger
KimE: lol
You: can you help me
KimE: ok
KimE: no problem
KimE: sure!
KimE: one minute while I search- you have a way with words you know!
You: im talking cartoonishly huge... i want that thing to scare people
KimE: hahaha- ok
KimE: theres one link for you- hang on while I get you a few more
You: cool thanks
You: in your oppinion how big would it have to be to invoke fear in someone?
KimE: is this what you were looking for?
KimE: 9 inches
KimE: Are these results sufficient?
KimE: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: allset thanks
 
It's a real person

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TimothyM
TimothyM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey Tim
TimothyM: Hey
You: Listen, I really need help
TimothyM: what can I find for you?
You: I need a first generation Lotus Esprit for sale in my area
You: there are never any Lotuses in my area
TimothyM: Sure one moment please
You: Ok.
You: Hey.. How does this company make any money ?
TimothyM: what area are you in?
You: and how ... oh, I'm in Connecticut
TimothyM: Same as any search engine - companies pay to be listed and advertise
You: I'll go to NY, PA, MA, RI, NH, VT, what have you
You: oh neat.
TimothyM: Ok one moment please
You: I've heard alot about this cat... Oh, can I ask you multiple things ?
TimothyM: yes you can
You: Sweet. I've heard alot about this cat "Celerity" on forums, websites, newssites and the such
You: he's like some kind of .. I dunno... Kaiser Soza.
TimothyM: ahuh
TimothyM: Ok
You: can you tell me who he is, or what the hell the big deal is ?
TimothyM: I don't know of him but I can find out :)
You: danke
You: do you guys speak all languages ? Have a translator ? English only ?
TimothyM: I speak a few languages
TimothyM: I can't talk on behalf of other guides though
You: Niice... like what ?
TimothyM: I speak Spanish, German, Japanese
You: Wow.. I'm trying to learn German and some Japanese. I'm up to remembering Katakana now, but have no grasp on the actual spoken language. German seems easy enough.
TimothyM: The problem with Japanese
TimothyM: is that it's very gender specific
TimothyM: and even then it gets complicated
You: Turkish is worse
TimothyM: I can imagine
You: anyway, any luck on the Lotus thig ?
TimothyM: who is Celerity
TimothyM: Yep
You: ah yes.. Celerity
TimothyM: check your list - there should be at least 3 results for you
You: if he owns a Lotus I'll freak
You: I See Lotus stuff
TimothyM: lol
You: oh my GOD t
You: that's so funny. I almost bought this Lotus
TimothyM: Did I mess up?
You: just outside of the pictures is a huge tear in the driver's seat
You: I offered him $14k for it and he told me to pound sand
TimothyM: Oh that's awful. Conveniently not in the picture!
You: "1984 Lotus Esprit..... For Sale" link
 
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