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Capt. Orygun

Win the Day
WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE EMT'S

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs
his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing;
his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard.

Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... now what ?"
 
I forgot what company it is but they have a commercial out on this joke except they use two Rednecks in the commercial.
 
I forgot what company it is but they have a commercial out on this joke except they use two Rednecks in the commercial.

Because it's always safe to make fun of blue collar, heartland american white men.
 
Because it's always safe to make fun of blue collar, heartland american white men.

Steve, I think you have some underlying issues.

Is it difficult always being angry at the world?

Its a joke, lighten up.

You make them about those messicans, I make them about those polish people, etc., etc.

Everything will be allllllllllllllllright. :D
 
rednecks don't wear shirts with collars, usually tobacco stained wifebeaters.
 
LOL.........fucking mafia.

And rednecks would be harder to understand on the phone. Because they have no front teeth.
 
I'm being tongue-in-cheek. I always am.

Is it difficult always being angry at Celerity ? :)

Ha, I'm never angry at you.

I know you're just "ecentric", if you will. Others like Blanco who are constantly wrong, I point out how and why they are wrong, even when others see they're wrong, and then play it off as if nothing happened begin to enrage me because they're so stubborn and ignorant. I do believe, out of every forum I've ever been on, he's the only person that can physically enrage me when he puts his mind to it.

Like I said, Steve, you're just out there and I question you and laugh about the outlandish shit you say - I don't get angry or do it for anything more than amusement.
 
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