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barry bonds has a new contract. $15.8 million this year alone and up to $4 million in bonuses based on plate appearances, among other bonuses.

[As part of the agreement, Bonds gets to use a luxury suite at AT&T Park for five games and gets five free lower box seats for all road games. He also gets a hotel suite on road trips.

His new deal allows him to earn $4.2 million in performance bonuses: $500,000 for 250 plate appearances, $1 million each for 300, 375 and 450, and $700,000 for 525.

steroids or not, i want that job. i would love to be a pro ball player. he could make $20 million in less than 9 months of work. wtf?

ESPN.com - MLB - Commissioner rejects tricky Bonds contract
 
I wouldn't want to be him for 15.8 million......even for a year.....
i dont' want to be barry, i just want that job and to have that money.

shit, i would even be ugly as fucking lebron james monkey lookin' ass for a year for that much money. he has mad bank and still gets all the pussy even though he is fugly.
 
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or it could be taken as humor just like the pics of W and the monkeys making similar faces
 
That could be taken as a racial slur
you're right, it could be. but the thing is, it's true. if i was to say something derogatory, then it would be bad. i'm not racist, i just think he's ugly as fuck. i would still sacrifice being ugly for being able to play in the NBA.
 
you're right, it could be. but the thing is, it's true. if i was to say something derogatory, then it would be bad. i'm not racist, i just think he's ugly as fuck. i would still sacrifice being ugly for being able to play in the NBA.
Naw I would rather have my looks than having to deal with the "only getting females cause of the money" ordeal
 
id kill to be a bencher making the league minimum.

if barry gets indicted (sp) his contract is terminated. something tells me he wont make it to 300 plate appearences.
 
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