Kanned
Beast
5:40am - Wakeup to alarm clock.
5:42am - Commence puking.
6:15am - Finish puking(Best ab workout EVER btw)
6:20am - 7:00am - Cold shower/Dry heaving.
7:05am - 7:45am - Lay down and continue to try and call my boss every five minutes.
7:46am - Get a call from my boss... "Where are you? Why didn't you call and let me know that you were going to be late?" "Your phone was off until just now, wasn't it?" "Oh... yeah, it was. Sorry" "Well, I just prayed to the porcelain for like 30 minutes. I'm going to continue laying down and come in around 12 or so." "Alright."
11:45am - Wakeup, get dressed, try to eat something and walk outside only to notice one of my cows broke out of the pasture and was just chillin' in my front yard.
12:30pm - Finally get my fucking cow back in the pasture after being charged numerous times and nail the barbwire back up.
So here I am working, already hating the day and running a fever when I cut my fucking eyeball. Yeah, I grabbed some plastic, rope-like packaging material out of a box and the other end of it(The paper-thin plastic around the edges is what got me.) caught my eye before I could close my eyelid. I sit in pain for about 30 minutes and then inform the right people in case I need medical attention. The pain goes away, but I can't open my eye so I continue to work with one eye closed for 2 hours. Out of nowhere, my eye FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. I call a local optometrist immediately and drive my half blind self over there. Once I get there, I didn't have any proof of my medical insurance and didn't know whether or not Worker's Comp. would cover it so they tell me I have to pay full fucking price right then and there or I can't get treatment. They wouldn't allow me to come in the next day with information. I showed them my fucked up eye and this conversation occurred. "Oh, wow. That looks absolutely horrible." "Seriously? Does it look like I should see an optometrist or something?" "Do you have your medical insurance information?" "Fuck off, I'm driving my blind ass somewhere else". I storm out and at this point I can't even keep my other eye open, so I get a friend to pick me up and drive me to another place. He checked it out, and the scratch is pretty bad. It goes all the way across my eye basically. Now I have a patch on my eye and have to put these drops in all the time. If I make it into work tomorrow, at least I get to walk around saying "HARRRRRRR!". Also, I'm still running a fever.
My bad about such a long post.
/end rant
Most of you probably won't read this, but I figured I'd give the few that do some entertainment.
5:42am - Commence puking.
6:15am - Finish puking(Best ab workout EVER btw)
6:20am - 7:00am - Cold shower/Dry heaving.
7:05am - 7:45am - Lay down and continue to try and call my boss every five minutes.
7:46am - Get a call from my boss... "Where are you? Why didn't you call and let me know that you were going to be late?" "Your phone was off until just now, wasn't it?" "Oh... yeah, it was. Sorry" "Well, I just prayed to the porcelain for like 30 minutes. I'm going to continue laying down and come in around 12 or so." "Alright."
11:45am - Wakeup, get dressed, try to eat something and walk outside only to notice one of my cows broke out of the pasture and was just chillin' in my front yard.
12:30pm - Finally get my fucking cow back in the pasture after being charged numerous times and nail the barbwire back up.
So here I am working, already hating the day and running a fever when I cut my fucking eyeball. Yeah, I grabbed some plastic, rope-like packaging material out of a box and the other end of it(The paper-thin plastic around the edges is what got me.) caught my eye before I could close my eyelid. I sit in pain for about 30 minutes and then inform the right people in case I need medical attention. The pain goes away, but I can't open my eye so I continue to work with one eye closed for 2 hours. Out of nowhere, my eye FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. I call a local optometrist immediately and drive my half blind self over there. Once I get there, I didn't have any proof of my medical insurance and didn't know whether or not Worker's Comp. would cover it so they tell me I have to pay full fucking price right then and there or I can't get treatment. They wouldn't allow me to come in the next day with information. I showed them my fucked up eye and this conversation occurred. "Oh, wow. That looks absolutely horrible." "Seriously? Does it look like I should see an optometrist or something?" "Do you have your medical insurance information?" "Fuck off, I'm driving my blind ass somewhere else". I storm out and at this point I can't even keep my other eye open, so I get a friend to pick me up and drive me to another place. He checked it out, and the scratch is pretty bad. It goes all the way across my eye basically. Now I have a patch on my eye and have to put these drops in all the time. If I make it into work tomorrow, at least I get to walk around saying "HARRRRRRR!". Also, I'm still running a fever.
My bad about such a long post.
/end rant
Most of you probably won't read this, but I figured I'd give the few that do some entertainment.
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