wow, craziest news story in a while. female astronaut stalker

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wow, this is weird. check out this article about a femal astronaut trying to kill a bitch.

Astronaut arrested on attempted kidnapping charges - CNN.com

her relationship with Oefelein was "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship."
booty call ho

Inside a bag Nowak was carrying, the officer found a tan trench coat, a new steel mallet, a new folding knife with a 4-inch blade, 3 to 4 feet of rubber tubing, large plastic garbage bags and about $600 in cash, the report said.
what the fuck, is this "sin city" or something. this bitch is nuts.
 
It's an astro-3way love triangle. Or in JPL Terms, an off-calibration 3 vector spatial relationship.
 
She must have been a blast to work with on the ISS. :huh:
 
"Nowak drove almost 1,000 miles from Houston, Texas, to Orlando on Monday to confront Shipman about her alleged relationship with Oefelein, according to a police report."

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"Nowak wore a diaper during the 14-hour drive so that she wouldn't have to stop for bathroom breaks, the report said. Astronauts wear what NASA calls maximum-absorbency garments to collect their waste during space travel."


That's fucking hysterical
 
all over some dick. she's even married to. thats the funny part. they weren't even in an exclusive relationship.
 
"Nowak drove almost 1,000 miles from Houston, Texas, to Orlando on Monday to confront Shipman about her alleged relationship with Oefelein, according to a police report."

....

"Nowak wore a diaper during the 14-hour drive so that she wouldn't have to stop for bathroom breaks, the report said. Astronauts wear what NASA calls maximum-absorbency garments to collect their waste during space travel."


That's fucking hysterical

Hahahahahahahaha! That's grand... I want me some =P
 
"YOU BITCH!"

"YOU'RE A BITCH!"

"FUCK YOU AND GET AWAY FROM MY MAN!"

"WHO'S gonna make me, slut?"

"I AM ! I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your throat!"

"OH YEAH? ! OH... uh hey, I've been wondering, and I didn't want to say anything, but you kinda smell like the psyche ward at John's Hopkins 2 hours after dinner... you.. you smell that?"

"Oh.. uh.. yeah.. sorry about that. I'm a .. wearing a diaper"

"ooh.... yeah.."
 
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