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My g/f is a hot blonde teacher.

But yes, where the hell were these teachers when we were kids? All I remember were the ruler swinging, tits-to-their-knees, raspy voiced creatures that barely passed as women.
 
I think she should fired, and run out of town not for being a sexually promiscuous teacher,
Not for running a vampire site and working at a religious school,

But for being a goddam wiccan in the first place.
 
I think she should fired, and run out of town not for being a sexually promiscuous teacher,
Not for running a vampire site and working at a religious school,

But for being a goddam wiccan in the first place.

Freedom of religion. Can't be fired for that.
 
No, but if it were up to me, you would be fired for that. And before everyone says I'm a shithead, I grew up with Wiccans and I'm telling you from experience, they are nothing but a bunch of lonely fat fags.
 
No, but if it were up to me, you would be fired for that. And before everyone says I'm a shithead, I grew up with Wiccans and I'm telling you from experience, they are nothing but a bunch of lonely fat fags.
or 50 year old emo's...
 
Nothing spawns bad poetry like Wicca and Divorce. And combine the two you'll have such shitty poems like this:

"deep darkness consume my soul
clouds all about
the goddess female takes to light
afoot in shadows and magick
cleanse my spirit
leaves fall"


I have the "Wiccan Karma" upgrade on my character sheet that gives me a shitty poetry booster.
Intelligence +8
Charisma -3
Learning +4
Perception +10
Celerity +100 bitches.
 
Nothing spawns bad poetry like Wicca and Divorce. And combine the two you'll have such shitty poems like this:

"deep darkness consume my soul
clouds all about
the goddess female takes to light
afoot in shadows and magick
cleanse my spirit
leaves fall"


I have the "Wiccan Karma" upgrade on my character sheet that gives me a shitty poetry booster.
Intelligence +8
Charisma -3
Learning +4
Perception +10
Celerity +100 bitches.

+100 bitches > +72 bitches

Yes, Cel... Wiccan divorce poetry is worse than Vogon poetry.
 
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