and another killing...

[posol]

office worker, 44, blows off 3 colleagues in a board meeting in PA.

Photo Slideshow | Reuters.com

 

[Airjockie]

over a 200,000


I can see strapping them to a chair and laying their wiener on a anvil and smashing it with a 30 lb sledgehammer...but shooting them dead....

 

[E_SolSi]

[Big Worm]Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions....You see, it's the principal of the thing. it's principalities involved.[/Big Worm]

 

[klyph]

The one dude got shot several times, then spliced a phone line back together to call the cops, what a badass.

 

[Celerity]

Never happened. Watch "How to make it big in Advertising" and see how closely it relates.

 

[jamesA]

The one dude got shot several times, then spliced a phone line back together to call the cops, what a badass.

 

[reckedracing]

macgyver style

 

[jamesA]

I just wonder if it was a 1 or 2 pair phone wire... and how he knew to put them back together... and how he even stripped them back to do it. Also what kind of satin it was... *contemplates*

That man IS badass, I wanna ask him some questions.

 

[reckedracing]

I just wonder if it was a 1 or 2 pair phone wire... and how he knew to put them back together... and how he even stripped them back to do it. Also what kind of satin it was... *contemplates*

color coded and with his teeth, or with a lighter
or the bullet casings strewn about the room

 

[cheese9988]

Investers are quiet, modest people.....until you piss them off.

 

[jeffie7]

color coded and with his teeth, or with a lighter
or the bullet casings strewn about the room

I remember running phone line into my bedroom when I was about 12, I used nothing but my teeth. I never knew before then that phone lines carried power. =)

it was fun getting shocked every other bite lol

 

[totalburnout]

Okay, I need to post the Dane Cook skit up here. I'll try to find it.

 

[totalburnout]

Dane Cook explains a lot here,
YouTube - Dane Cook: "Creepy Guy" Sims 2 Vid

YouTube - Dane Cook Creepy Guy at Work MSG

YouTube - Dane Cook - Creepy Guy At Work

 

[lswhitecivic]

I had just punched down an analog line in our phone room the other day, and wasn't thinking and stuck the wires in my mouth while I reached for a rj-11 plug since I had tools in my other hand, and it really woke me up.

 

[jamesA]

haha you pansies.

Get hit by a phone systems' power supply while it's being used... that's a jolt.

 

[micah]

you fuckin with my paper, you fuckin with your life

 

[BigJ]

stapler..... all that comes to mind.

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

So dumb. If investing wasn't a risk, it would be called free money and everybody would do it.