stranded on a desert island poll *maybe NSFW*

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  • top human/bottom fish

    Votes: 26 86.7%

  • top mermaid/bottom human

    Votes: 4 13.3%
  • Total voters
    30

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which would you choose????

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mind you, the mermaid bottom has no box....
and the one with the box tastes like fish :p
 
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i would have to take the top half of the women, because i could still get some heady mo mo, and have a conversation at the dinner table.:rolleyes:
 
Top half fish. I ain't fuckin either one so why not entertain myself with a giant carp. Besides, the top half fish prolly has the brain of a fish so it would be entertaining as HELL being chased around the island with a jar of fish flakes by a huge carp that wants my Levis.


Just a counterpoint for ya.
 
pissedoffsol said:
mind you, the mermaid bottom has no box....
and the one with the box tastes like fish :p
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there is some nasty box that tastes like fish anyways. haha

the last thing i would want on an island is a talking fish saying, "you don't love me anymore." hahaha
 
top half human FTW

at least when she pisses you off with her constant nagging you can fillet her ass for some dinner
 
Which has more to say ? I've met mostly bitchy chicks, but every fish I've owned has been a pleasure.
 
I have to say the bottom half isn't without merit though

pussy without convo? it shouldn't be discounted

Me: IDB?

RM: FWAP FWAP

Me: Okay, here goes
 
Not that it matters at this point, but for future reference, try to put "NSFW" in the title of things like this please =).
Hmmm, on a desert island(assuming you could survive), fish would probably be a big part of your diet and I'm sure she wouldn't be too happy about that =P. Good point there Silverchild.
Celerity, I have to agree with you as well. I bet you could have some fun with a giant fish lol. Although fish can't live on land, so wouldn't the top half fish just die after like five minutes?
When you think about it, why the fuck would they stay with you on the island? They both would just run straight for the water and leave you to die. I would go with the top half woman because I would offer to go pick her some berries or something if she would go catch me some fish. I bet her fish catching skills are far more superior than my own =D You can't manipulate a fish to do anything more than amuse you.
 
I wonder how women would handle this if they were offered a man of the same setup?
 
Kanned said:
Not that it matters at this point, but for future reference, try to put "NSFW" in the title of things like this please =).
Hmmm, on a desert island(assuming you could survive), fish would probably be a big part of your diet and I'm sure she wouldn't be too happy about that =P. Good point there Silverchild.
Celerity, I have to agree with you as well. I bet you could have some fun with a giant fish lol. Although fish can't live on land, so wouldn't the top half fish just die after like five minutes?
When you think about it, why the fuck would they stay with you on the island? They both would just run straight for the water and leave you to die. I would go with the top half woman because I would offer to go pick her some berries or something if she would go catch me some fish. I bet her fish catching skills are far more superior than my own =D You can't manipulate a fish to do anything more than amuse you.
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I would have to say A, oral all the way, but I'm sure mermaid's reproduce so there's gots to be another hole some where. Also about her having a problem with you eating fish, I don't see the problem fish eat other fish, that's the way they survive
 
Kanned said:
Although fish can't live on land, so wouldn't the top half fish just die after like five minutes?
When you think about it, why the fuck would they stay with you on the island? They both would just run straight for the water and leave you to die.
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With these words of wisdom, this thread is closed. The problem here is that one half of them, doesn't matter which half, is a Woman. And the Woman will inevitably leave you the moment you stop providing 110% for them, or the moment the first biker rides by on a jetski.
 
Celerity said:
With these words of wisdom, this thread is closed. The problem here is that one half of them, doesn't matter which half, is a Woman. And the Woman will inevitably leave you the moment you stop providing 110% for them, or the moment the first biker rides by on a jetski.
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so then we should stick with the old "catch and release" adage. catch it, do what you need, take pictures and throw it back in the ocean for the other bottom feeders. ^_^
 
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