man pulls sword on guy watching porn.

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...and they're charging him with all this shit? Are you kidding? This guy was one of the few people in the world that actually care enough to try to make a difference and legally he gets completely slammed.

People wonder why others never come to their calls of help.
 
The downstairs dude kicks ass. Thats funny as hell.

There should be no criminal stuff filed, though. I mean, he was being all the citizen he could be. Woman screams for help, he grabs the nearest weapon and kicks down the door to save her.

Hell, he should get an award.
 
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"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"
he wanted in on the action y0
 
...and they're charging him with all this shit? Are you kidding? This guy was one of the few people in the world that actually care enough to try to make a difference and legally he gets completely slammed.

People wonder why others never come to their calls of help.

Evil wins when good men do nothing

or in this case good men go to jail for trying to do anything

EDIT: But this is too funny, some nerd who lives with his mom smashing in like a knight in shinning armor in an attempt to save the princess just like when he plays AD&D with this still living at home friends in a desperate attempt to capitalize on possibly the only opportunity to get poon this dood will ever get...

and judging by his picture he should have known better, this guy obviously knows what teh pron sounds like...
 
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Shoulda been like this

"Dude, WTF?!"
"Ah, fuck, man. Sorry for spoiling your party. I'll pay the damages, just send me the bill."
"That's cool... wanna hit this dank with me? This bitch on TV is nuts!"
"Cool, bro, just keep it in your pants while I'm here, a'ight?"

And 30 minutes later, the sword weilding savior leaves and they both commence to jerk chains. The door gets fixed in good time.

I seriously think that wasn't what happened because Mr Ninja here decided to be a hardass looking for the girl instead of being cool once the girl stopped screaming when he was breaking down the door.
 
Hahahahahahahahahaha oh my god.

He was only trying to be superman, and fly away with the little lady.
Only thing is superman died, and now he's going to jail.
There is no more real superman.
 
nobody is gonna make a comment on how both these guys had "swords" in there hands?
 
The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.

I bet that was fun to admit to the police. haha
 
nope, as someone who's chased an attacker out of his GF's apartment I think I understand the point just fine

I just like Cash Money

"Million dolla conversations, when I talk I'm shining, Nigga I, phh phh, spit out diamonds"
 
i think the wow boy lost total rationale of the real world. he's a weirdo and will get what he deserves. shoulda been shot. probably would have if the guy wasn't holding a gun that only shoots blanks.
 
I'm more partial to Brotha Lynch Hung "and as I creep through the South Side terror zone, nine milla crome, kill alone, cuzz I trust no snitch."

Chasing someone out of your place or someone that care for is one thing. Trying to be the real life version of your WoW character and save the damsel in distress is completely different. Mr. Hero deserves everything he gets. Doesn't anyone see the from the point of view of the guy who's apartment got busted into? It doesn't matter that this idiot thought there was a damsel in distress to him, some fucktard broke down his door and put a sword in his face for jerking off and having the volume way too loud. Any other time and you guys would be screaming up and down that WoW-boy should be lynched.


umm I was agreeing with you... except for the Cash Money bit

EDIT: He does deserve to be punished but made an example of? I dunno. You look at his intention, while his methods are inexusable trying to prevent a rape is an honorable enough reason for action.

you make an example out of child molesters and drug pushers. This guy obviously broke several laws but assault with a deadly weapon and intention to do bodily harm? More like intent to prevent a crime in the most ridiculous way possible.

Conclusion: You make an example out of Villians, not idiots. I think the example here has already been made lol
 
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well, this "hero" didn't call the cops, the porno guy shouldn't have either

just beat the shit out of him for kicking your door down and take his sword away
 
how limp do you think that guy went when he saw that dude wielding a sword? i'd be coverin my junk just incase he wanted to slice up a little tube steak..
 
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