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"We'll run the full gamut" of tests on the player, including checking for fingerprints or DNA and tracing its components, he said.

are you fucking kidding me
thats a bit much to go through in response to a fucking prank
 
Blah I say catch them and set an example

if people were interrupting Muslim services with pornographic material it would be serious business and come with allegations of racism and anti semitism...
 
and i would think that is bullshit too
 
No shit about the bomb squad. I am glad that we have come this far as a country.
 
No shit about the bomb squad. I am glad that we have come this far as a country.

Fast Forward 50 years

"Shorty After the Bomb Squad and DNA teams left the scene the emergency mental health teams arrived to begin psychoanalyzing the church goers for emotional trauma under the nations free health care act signed into law in 2010 by President Hillary Clinton, legal teams followed and 12 lawsuits were filed."

"Moving on to economic issues lawmakers met today to discuss how to battle the nations staggering 75% income tax rate..."
 
Blah I say catch them and set an example

if people were interrupting Muslim services with pornographic material it would be serious business and come with allegations of racism and anti semitism...
what if they were atheist like me? now i'm offended



lol jk
 
"Moving on to economic issues lawmakers met today to discuss how to battle the nations staggering 75% income tax rate left over from the 'war on terror'."
 
bomb squad? wtf.

^^^WERD its just a Cd and CD player, with funky noises coming out of it..........lol. But even though its a prank its still fucked up cause it was in a place of worship.

And DNA and fingerprints................a little to far. Just destroy everything that was on it, and let bygons be bygons.
 
"Moving on to economic issues lawmakers met today to discuss how to battle the nations staggering 75% income tax rate left over from the 'war on terror'."

Blah we pay off war debt in times of peace (See 1992-2001 and before you start jacking off to Clinton I'll remind you it was peace time and ANY sensible President would have paid down the debt). Every time we've went to war there has been a back log of debt which takes years to clean up, Vietnam did it, WWII did it, Cold War certainly did it, TGWOT will be no different, check your history books

meanwhile in Germany taxpayers are paying to give a 12 year old boy a sex change. Then you have all your free loaders who just want drugs (ask any er worker or dentist clerical assistant they will tell you stories), if you make health care free they will come running like a hound that's heard the dinner bell. And if you deny them there addiction then your racist, sexist, age discrimination, whatever they can use as leverage agianst you.
 
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