Who wore a speedo this weekend?

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totalburnout

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...and who wore a speedo to a party.


Thats right, this guy.:ph34r:



WWF Theme Party, for the win.
Hot Blondes, for the win.
Being half naked, for the win.
 
I would never do that, you never know when some girl is gonna accidentally brush up against you and cause a seriously embarrassing moment.

Observer: Is it ground hog's day?
 
I would never do that, you never know when some girl is gonna accidentally brush up against you and cause a seriously embarrassing moment.

Observer: Is it ground hog's day?

Here's how it went.

I threw on some normal boxer briefs and bought a Jockey compression short nut-hugger, speedo type deal at walmart. I hiked the boxer briefs up so only the speedo could be seen, along with my pasty-ass legs. <I got the idea from a girl that I went out with on halloween once that went as Tom Cruise from Risky Business and had 3 pairs on underwear on because she was having her period, bahaha:ph34r:>

This was pretty much my defense from having the speedo be see through. If it was all chicks there, I wouldn't have cared but it was my boy's 21st and I'm not all about my stuff dangling infront of my childhood friends.


I started off the night, with super huge junk that had a sock stuff in it.

By the end of the night I had a couple of girls tell me to fix my sock, to which I of course replied in a Super Troopers voice, "I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!" since I ditched the sock long ago. Which got a few, "oh's and ah's" along with a "oh, sorry."

One girl pinched one of my nuts during the night and left me a facebook note that says, "Sorry for the abuse last night."

with all that said, thats all ground work.

I get the hot chick at the end of the night. Boner functioned fine, then, even though we were up to 6:30a.m. Cha-ching.

Also, my facebook has been going nuts with messages and friends requests. People really do like the speedo.
 
Let me reiterate that;

Cliff notes;
Even at the end of the night, which was actually 6:30a.m. the boner functioned FINE.
 
You're so full of blinding, metal melting and endless bullshit.
 
Here's how it went.
I got the idea from a girl that I went out with on Halloween once that went as Tom Cruise from Risky Business and had 3 pairs on underwear on because she was having her period, bahaha:ph34r:>

I wrote a poem to commemorate your story

Puke
Puke, Puke
Puke
Puke, Puke
Puke, Puke, Puke
Puke
 
You're so full of blinding, metal melting and endless bullshit.

Steve,

You're a hateful little man.

I'm not going to wind up posting screenshots of my facebook up here, since I'm half naked in it - but I'm sure Jordon on here had the unfortunate pleasure that facebook automatically sends out when people edit their profiles.

It logs all your recent activity and has what other people say to me. Its all there.

Ashley ****** (E. Stroudsburg) wrote
at 11:14pm on February 25th, 2007
haha sorry for abusing you last night

http://tcnj.facebook.com/wall.php?id=24809208&banter_id=43600244

Message History

02.25.07 5:44pm Ian: If there's a next time, there needs to be a bed and early in the night. Its too hard at 5a.m. on a tiny ass couch, with people snoring, and no light. 02.25.07 5:24pm Kristen: and lets not wait until 5:30am to start hooking up lol 02.25.07 5:23pm Kristen: yea i kno we so should have done that.
maybe next time...if there is a next time and l
Read it backwards, it logs the message history up.

Whats your mailing address so I can send you the lucky speedo as well?
 
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I don't doubt the facebook stuff. I doubt the fact that you get laid on command and at will.
 
put up a NSFW...so Jeffie can post some speedo pics....:ph34r:
 
*sends friend request*

lol

*eagerly checks inbox*

*edit - lmfao you really did send me a friend request.

Don't look at me smuggling too many bananas. It was a good time, but keep it on the downlow since I don't want to be in a google search for atleast the next 6weeks.
 
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