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hey guys, so i actually turned 21. now when i am walking home drunk late at night i shouldn't feel guilty when i cop drives by, right?
 
hey guys, so i actually turned 21. now when i am walking home drunk late at night i shouldn't feel guilty when i cop drives by, right?
this brings up a good point. you can get a ticket for "public intoxication". and you can get arrested for DWI/DUI. so...uh...yeah, what are you suppose to do?
 
from my experience unless you are causing a huge ruckus hammered or passed out cold on your neighbors yard the chances of you getting a drunk in public is slim - at least where I live.


On a side note when I was in college a buddy of mine was drunk in a bar and ordered a pizza from the store next door to the bar for delivery and then gave the pizza guy a 10 dollar tip to drive his drunk ass and his pizza the ten blocks two his house. Not a bad deal hot pizza, ride home in the middle of winter and didn't have to risk a dwi.
 
stay at the bar, but then you get arrested for slumming.
act as sober as you can, they can bust you if they walk up to you and you were just walking casually, there is no true probable cause. yeh if they smell liquor on your breath that's evidence enough right there i would feel in place enough to argue against i citation
 
just tell them you didn't WANT to be drunk in public, you wanted to be drunk in the bar but they threw you out
 
On a side note when I was in college a buddy of mine was drunk in a bar and ordered a pizza from the store next door to the bar for delivery and then gave the pizza guy a 10 dollar tip to drive his drunk ass and his pizza the ten blocks two his house. Not a bad deal hot pizza, ride home in the middle of winter and didn't have to risk a dwi.
didn't coors do a commercial like this?
 
Im not sure. This happened 8 years ago and my buddy knew the manager of the store. Otherwise I don't think the driver would have done it.
 
Yeah, there is a commercial just like that.

But lots and lots of people get arrested on PI's. Trust me.

Ron White: The cop was like, "Mr. White, you are being charged with drunk in public-KA!" I was like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I was drunk in a bar! They, threw me into public-KA! I don't want to be drunk in public-KA! I wanna be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal!
 
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ron white is awesome

"they were profiling, apparently they were pulling over everyone driving down that particular stretch of sidewalk that night"

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well, i was close
Ron White: If you knew Morse code, you'd know that already. And one DWI, which was a bogus charge, cause it turns out they were stopping every driver, traveling down that particular sidewalk. And that's profiling. And profiling is wrong! The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street me, in a town of fewer than four hundred people. *We've met.* Now, he takes me to jail, and he asks me if I have any aliases. [Confused, stupid look]
Ron White: And I was just being a smartass, and I said, "Yeah. They call me, "Tater Salad!" " Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed on a bench in New York with blood coming out of my nose, and this cop goes, "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?" Ya caught me! Ya caught the tater!
 
Yeah I am sure lots of people get arrested on PI but I gaurentee if you were doing nothing but walking down the street not bringing attention to yourself you would not be arrested on PI.
 
you just have to be smart when peeing in public, go down an alley bums gotta pee somewhwere
 
didn't coors do a commercial like this?
Captain Morgan's did it. It's so much fun to do.

As far as public intoxication, I'll live 3 doors down from a bar next year. If I get a ticket for P.I. I'll be very surprised.

And for turning 21, my boy Gerald did last Thursday. He did 30+ shots, many including tequila, 151, and or hot sauce. He didn't puke, time travel, or have a hangover. I hate him, haha.

And as for me turning 21, last Friday I went to the store 3x for friends.
 
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i dont remember the entire week after i turned 21, i just remember waking up in a jail cell by myself wondering how my nose got broke...
 
rofl. good story.


my 21st... i was out driving around in the del sol late afternoon on a saturday while up at school.
I came back to pick up a CD or something... just planning to run in, and head back out for some more crusing.

as i'm walking out, my housemate tom asks me to help him with the trash as it was stupid heavy (we had 60 gallon or something trash cans) we each grab an end, go to lift it, and i'm like WTF is in this??? I go for the cover.... SUPRISE!!!! 10 people come running down the stairs, and me and tom are holding a keg on ice disguised as the trash :D

I go park my car and come back.

within a couple hours, the keg is gone, and we head out to the bars :p
 
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