Who Suceeded on Steak and Blowjob Day (March 14th)?

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totalburnout

totalburnout

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I did not suceed this year.

Girly was in Costa Rica and I was too lazy to travel.

I sure hope I get a 'make up' on Tuesday though.


Anyone suceed?
 
i did. thats for sure.

i wont explain the story, but lets just say i stepped over some boundaries :)

chris for the win.
 
Steak aaaaaaaaaaaaand a blowjob or just a blowjob?


I haven't had a girl cook for me in awhile. I want a fucking steak.


p.s.

Stepping over boundaries sounds like a good story. Do tell.
 
does it count if I cooked lemon chicken, put my son to sleep, me & her ate, then she gave me some Lewinsky? She wouldn't swallow though because we are having another baby :D Oh, I forgot to start that i'm gonna be a daddy again thread....bah i'll do it later.
 
B16RacerN2NR said:
does it count if I cooked lemon chicken, put my son to sleep, me & her ate, then she gave me some Lewinsky? She wouldn't swallow though because we are having another baby :D Oh, I forgot to start that i'm gonna be a daddy again thread....bah i'll do it later.
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...so uh why didn't she swallow? Baby or not.


I feel bad when girls swallow me, but a couple have done it with smiles on their face. I'm like you girls must be real champs, because straight up being on a lean protein diet and eating healthy foods, girls have told me that my boys don't taste so hot.
 
this amazing day just happens to fall on my birthday. (thanks for the happy bdays... asses lol) i got the bj, but no steak. she offered but she said i had to buy the steak and i didnt feel like it.

good day though :)
 
GSRCRXsi said:
this amazing day just happens to fall on my birthday. (thanks for the happy bdays... asses lol) i got the bj, but no steak. she offered but she said i had to buy the steak and i didnt feel like it.

good day though :)
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How can she offer to make you buy the steak?


Seriously, in all honesty, I am livid that I have no gotten a steak and a blowjob. Before making this post and after contemplating, I haven't had steak in awhile and god damnit I want a woman to cook it for me.

Steak, mashed potatoes, wheat toast, maybe a glass of pinot noir or a good beer. Then, and only then, she should drop to her knees infront of me at the table.


Oh p.s. Happy Birthday even if you are the cock sucking bane of America who won't move out of the left lane.
 
I did and I wasn't even aware of this....

we went to the 99 and I got some tips....went home and she got the whole thing
 
my man succeeded.. but i wouldnt make him a fucking steak. those are nasty.
 
jdm_slut said:
my man succeeded.. but i wouldnt make him a fucking steak. those are nasty.
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THATS NOT SUCCESS.

Any fool can get a BJ any day of the week.

Its getting the combonation platter thats what makes this day special.

I surely expect to get a blowjob on Tuesday when the girly gets back, but there's no success in that. Even if she cooks me a steak, which would be awesome, I still didn't succeed.

The success is in having the woman recognize its a holiday and to give you both the Steak and Blowjob in recognition of this glorious day.
 
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