Dead Babies!!

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Dustin_m

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well dead baby jokes atleast...
most are probably old, but still funny

Whats better than one dead baby in a trash can??
One dead baby in ten trash cans.



How do you stop a baby swinging from a cloth line?
A shovel.



Whats the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
I dont come all over a pizza before I eat it.


What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!


What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.


How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.


What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples


How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.


What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.


how do you fit a baby in a shoebox?
a blender


How do you get a dead baby out of a shoebox?
Tostitos! (I dont get that?)


Whats the hardest part about seeing a dead baby on the beach?
Hiding your erection.


how long does it take to paint a wall?
depends how hard you throw the dead baby
 
what does a baby in a blender sound like?
i dont remember, i was too busy masturbating

o_O
 
i remember reading reikoshea's thread on the dead baby jokes... go to google and type in dead baby jokes and HS is like halfway down the page...
here's a link to the dead baby joke site, well one of them anyway...
Dead Baby Joke Warning Page
 
What do dead babies and jokes about them have in common?
They're both limp.
 
What do you get when you slice a baby down the sternum with a scalpel?


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AN ERECTION.
 
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