"No one is more important than me"

[Celerity]

So I took a call today..

Me: "What programs do you commonly use?"
Them: "All of them"
Me: "Specifically...."
Them: "I do a lot here"
Me: "We have over 3 thousand applications.. You need to be specific"
Them: "Oh.. well I don't know.. I use Word"...."and explorer"
Me: "do you use anything else ?"
Them; "No, not really"

 

[get_nick]

gotta love tech support calls.

 

[eg6sir]

all of them huh.. and 2 listed.. ahahah

 

[Capt. Orygun]

I couldn't imagine your job, no wonder you have such a low opinion of the populous

 

[nootrac22]

probly forgot to list solitare and minesweeper

 

[Celerity]

Well, for stepping on the wrong toes in upper management last year, my promotion went to a guy that is right now, as he does everyday at 3, playing WOW for the rest of the day on the big screen.

He does it everyday, blatantly in front of everyone. Lemme see if I can find a pic..

 

[Celerity]

no, can't find a picture. Hes got long hair, wears death metal shirts and jeans.

 

[TurboMirage]

Steve is right. I deal with alot of that same shit everyday.

not much longer though. my minion starts monday.

introduce : Chris... the manager!

 

[formby]

my day=

me: contract number?
them: what?
me: the contract that u signed... remember?
them: yeah
me: can i have the number on the top right?
them: what number?
me: your telephone number please
them: my what number?
me: the telephone number at your house that you gave us when u signed up for the service.
them: i dont like your tone, manager please!
me: i am the manager

 

[VTEC_CBR]

my day=

me: contract number?
them: what?
me: the contract that u signed... remember?
them: yeah
me: can i have the number on the top right?
them: what number?
me: your telephone number please
them: my what number?
me: the telephone number at your house that you gave us when u signed up for the service.
them: i dont like your tone, manager please!
me: i am the manager

Hey, I think I talked to you ^_^

 

[Drake]

I hear that I talk to "professionals" all day every day. These are the guys that lay concrete for your homes, schools and places of business. And they don't know there ass from there elbow some times Good times

 

[formby]

Hey, I think I talked to you ^_^

 

[jamesA]

Nothing is better than being in person when you finish hooking up someones phone and they complain it's not ringing.

Me: "um... probably because no one is calling your number at this very second... sir."


Do that with a straight face, and then talk to me... lol

 

[MikeBergy]

Nothing is better than being in person when you finish hooking up someones phone and they complain it's not ringing.

Me: "um... probably because no one is calling your number at this very second... sir."


Do that with a straight face, and then talk to me... lol

I LOVE answering dumb questions. It's like having a license to kill, only with words. You don't even have to sound mean to make someone feel extremely stupid and uncomfortable.