Gumball 3000 Fatal hit and run

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WTF man

I type fast and do little proof reading, get off my fuzzy nuts! lol
 
Issued by Maximillion Cooper on behalf of The Gumball 3000 Rally - 21.30 / 03 May 2007

Following our earlier release reporting yesterday's accident - As a sign of respect we have decided that this year's Gumball 3000 Rally will not travel any further and will end in Bratislava this evening, May 3rd 2007.
As the organisers of the rally we feel that it should be stopped as a mark of respect to Vladimir Cepulyoski who died today after an accident involving one the participating drivers.
We are very saddened by what has happened and feel that it would be wrong to continue. On behalf of Gumball 3000, we once again extend our deepest sympathies to his family and we are doing everything we can for them.
This is the first time anything like this has happened in 9 years of travelling through over 40 countries with 1000's of drivers and it is with deep regret that I make this announcement.

Maximillion Cooper
Founder & CEO
The Gumball 3000 Group For any media enquiries call Mission - 02074916680
 
"With deep regret" = "I've just lost lots of money"

The regret wasn't there when they were trying to hide the body.
 
"With deep regret" = "I've just lost lots of money"

The regret wasn't there when they were trying to hide the body.


In all due respect, the CEO of Gumball wasn't the one trying to hide the body. The guys involved in the accident didn't even tell Gumball, read the articles.
 
Oh I did, but he, and they, are still just rich clowns who deserve the Stark Fist Of Removal to their groins while they sleep.
 
Here is how it works:


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He's fighting the bad guys. The Hydra of responsibility, the Commie Pinkos, the stark fist of removal.. it's all right there. Bob leads the pack with the Pipe and rifle.
 
they shoulda ran someone over in Bratislava....100 bucks woulda gotten them outta that sticky situation.....

but yeah i was wondering if this was still going on or not...oh well not for much longer gumball 4000 :huh: here we come
 
they shoulda ran someone over in Bratislava....100 bucks woulda gotten them outta that sticky situation.....

but yeah i was wondering if this was still going on or not...oh well not for much longer gumball 4000 :huh: here we come
<<<<Part Slovak.

Bratislava is not actually the hell hole the world makes it out to be. My friend was actually born there and goes back every summer, he loves it.

You know what? Slovakia is kind of like New Jersey. Everyone thinks it's shit, but in actuality there great places to live.
 
You know what? Slovakia is kind of like New Jersey. Everyone thinks it's shit, but in actuality there great places to live.
yea, i went to jersey this weekend, and i still hate it
no left turn bullshit sucks...
 
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