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E_SolSi

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here is a letter i just fired off to the Howard Stern Show regarding my experience with Dial-A-Dancer, a company that he regularly advertises on his show.

the links in the letter are NOT WORK SAFE



Howard,
I'm writing this to let you know about an experience I had this weekend with one of your advertisers. I threw a stag party for my friend who is getting married, so obviously I needed to get some "entertainment". Remembering a few negative experiences other friends of mine have had trying to get strippers either through smaller local companies, or from local strip clubs, I decided to go with Dial-A-Dancer. I've heard them advertised and spoken very highly of on your show for years now, so I figured I couldn't go wrong with them.

Well I went onto their site, got their number and contacted them to find out pricing and such. I decided to go with 4 girls, their price was very fair, so far so good. I was told to go to the website and look through the available girls and make my selections and let them know who I wanted.

I selected: Krista; a tall hot blond with medium sized tits, Zenia; a cute faced petite brunette with tiny tits, Daphney; a cute brunette with a curvy body and some huge natural tits, and Deana; an asian chick with medium tits and a decent body.
Here are links to the girls I selected.
Krista - new
Zenia
Daphney
Deana

I called back to verify the girls were going to be available and to book those four for the party, I was told everything was all set. About 3 weeks later (2 days before the party) I received a call to confirm that the party was still on. I verified that it was, and was told everything was all set and that the girls would show up at 9pm.

The night of the stag I received a call that the girls were running late, as usual. I was told they would be running about 30 minutes late. This was not a problem, I verified that he had the correct directions to the party to make sure there wouldn't be any additional delays. At 9:30pm I received another call that they were lost. I got their location and sent one of the other groomsmen out to get them. They finally arrived at about 9:45.

Four girls came walking in, two hispanics and two blacks, all of them about 5'2"-5'4", one of them was about 140lbs 2 were about 160lbs and one had to be close to 180lbs. All four of them were ugly as fuck. Two of them had teeth so fucking gappy they could floss with a phone cord. I could have went to any one of the local housing projects and gotten better looking girls than these fucking hood-rats.

At this point I was PISSED.

The guy who was escorting them for the night came up to me to talk about the payment, and see when I wanted the girls to start. I told him that those were not the girls I had requested, and that the girls he came through with were not anything even remotely close to the girls that were agreed upon, and would not be acceptable as replacements, especially for the agreed upon price. He then got on the phone with the main office I imagine to tell them that there was a problem. He came back a few minutes later giving me some bullshit story about how he's sorry for the mix up but he wants to "make good on it" by charging me full price and having these nasty fucking hood-rat bitches dance and put on their show. I told him that he could take 50% of the agreed upon price (for the agreed upon girls), and let these bitches dance and see what they can make for tips, and that was my final offer. He got back on the phone again. He came back again and tried to get me to pay the full price. I told him again that there was no way in hell I was paying full price for these busted hood-rat bitches, and that my previous offer was no longer on the table and he needed to get the fuck out of my party before I have him and his nasty bitches physically removed. He intelligently decided to leave with his hood-rats and without any of the money.

I didn't bother to get the names of any of the girls that did show up, but I looked through the website and was unable to find any girls on there that looked remotely close to what showed up.

I called back Dial-A-Dancer today to speak to them about this incident. I explained that I was extremely unhappy. The guy on the phone made some half ass excuses and made no real attempt at rectifying the situation.

I will never use them in the future for any parties. None of my friends will ever use them. No one that was at that party will ever use them.

I just wanted you to know what a pile of shit that company is, and how poor their service is.


Eric


cliffs notes:
FUCK Dial-A-Dancer

anyone that is ever looking to hire strippers for a party should not even think about going through this fucking company
 
i hardly consider myself owned
if anything the fucker that was escorting the bitches was about to get owned if he didnt leave when he did

shit it actually worked out better that the right girls didnt show up... more money for the groom... fuck it

still had a good time
 
i hardly consider myself owned
if anything the fucker that was escorting the bitches was about to get owned if he didnt leave when he did

shit it actually worked out better that the right girls didnt show up... more money for the groom... fuck it

still had a good time


yeah, i meant dial-a-dump.
 
wow... thats interesting... me and some friends were thinking about getting some escorts for the house party... definitely kind of leary though now! Hood rats FTMFL!!!!
 
just do it yourself, much cheaper. lol

:ph34r:

lol...:werd:

damn...thats some pretty messed up stuff...you expect to get these hot chicks...and you get some bums off the street it seems...at least there was no kind of pre-pay ordeal where you would have to fight to get your money back...lol
 
lol its going to be my birthday, and I want hot chicks entertaining damn it! I want to do a themed party too... any ideas?
james is sooooo fucked
lol
does he have any idea what he's in for?

toga party is always easy
or pimps and hoes
any time ladies dress up in lingerie for a party its a guaranteed win
 
james is sooooo fucked
lol
does he have any idea what he's in for?

toga party is always easy
or pimps and hoes
any time ladies dress up in lingerie for a party its a guaranteed win

lmao...
not sure some buddies of mine were thinking about all the stuff that there is to do. I might have the get together the weekend before... Im not sure yet though.

Pimps and hoes could be fun...^_^

toga is over played.
color themed party over played always have those for work.
haha... someone suggested a white trash party & dress up like red necks...
 
white trash ftw?
no bras, wife beaters and cut offs for everyone
no shoes mandatory, extra points for the darkest feet
 
lol its going to be my birthday, and I want hot chicks entertaining damn it! I want to do a themed party too... any ideas?

This party is going to be so much fun. :ph34r:
 
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