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These snozzberries taste like snozzberries...
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Just a warning, no cliffs unless someone else does it. fuck your ttiwwop recked.

fack fack fack, after drinking more rum than captain jack sparrow i'm beginning my rant.

so friday i met a girl at this promo for at&t. fuck you recked. i'm c\alling your ass out. theres pics below.

we had a 3 hour drive to portland and we sat next to each oterh in the car. we chatted forever and totally hit it off. we worked together all day dso i invited her vbak to my place. i made some cheese eggs for her at 1 am and we got our drink oun. then we had one of the best sex sessions iv'e had in a long time. she stayed the night, then we went to work again saturday for another promo here in washington. she asked what i was doing and i said nothing, so she stayed the night again. we didn't fuck because she was sore from the night before. we slept until 12 and stayed in bed until 2. we got some lunch and she went home at around 4. i haven't heard from her since. i've left messages and she has sent me messages on myspace. but nothing on the phone. WTF!!!!!

I went to sell the civic today. guy siad, "it looks better online". no shit, it's not perfect. it's fucking 13 years old. fucking dumass asians. his mom wouldn't give him the money for it. she didnt' even get out of the car to look at it.



yes i like asian girls. i have an equal opportunity penis. i fuck every type of girl.

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give me someone to talk to. clayton, where the fuck are you. b, get your dick out of that girl. blah blah blah.
 
Fucking hot. Dude. Give it some time. Worst thing that happens is she blows ya off and you got to bang her. Better than not at all.


Let me see the civic, I might know someone interested. Send me the craigslist link.
 
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i had the best beer of my life saturday. it was a coors light 24 oz and was being hugged by 2 hot chicks. it was 95 that day and i was dehydrated. best sip evear!!! ;)
 
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i had the best beer of my life saturday. it was a coors light 24 oz and was being hugged by 2 hot chicks. it was 95 that day and i was dehydrated. best sip evear!!! ;)
I had a mini keg (great invention) of Paulaner Hefenweizen when I was in MD camping this past weekend. Best beer I think I have ever tasted.
 
it was great because i was thirsty as fuck. i was working a john mayer concert (no homo). hugged by 2 hot white girls.

the civic has a slightly blown hg, starter is tempermental, and i want to finish the sil-80.

fack fack fack. i love hs
 
Haha, how much you think you drank bro? I've been a bottle deep and come on hs and typed better than you, haha.
 
eh, i haven't eaten today and drank i pint of rum.now i'm on bacardi gold.
Uhhh, the only rum I ever really liked was 15 year old Bacardi something. It was so smooth I couldn't hate it. Even drank it on the rocks.
 
Uhhh, the only rum I ever really liked was 15 year old Bacardi something. It was so smooth I couldn't hate it. Even drank it on the rocks.
i don't like rum. every time i drink it i feel like a fucking pirate. but it's here. it was $8. now i'm digging into my roommates stash. he's going ot hate me.
 
i don't like rum. every time i drink it i feel like a fucking pirate. but it's here. it was $8. now i'm digging into my roommates stash. he's going ot hate me.
Eh, he'll get over it. And I guess your rum drinking pirate habits are the same as my whiskey drinking cowboy habits.
 
Eh, he'll get over it. And I guess your rum drinking pirate habits are the same as my whiskey drinking cowboy habits.
fuck, i can't feel my toes.

why do I get to fuck hot bitches, but can't find a gf?

and why am i complaining about this?
 
fuck, i can't feel my toes.

why do I get to fuck hot bitches, but can't find a gf?

and why am i complaining about this?
I'm actually having the same problem since my ex. I'm just not complaining (on hs) about it. It's obvious to all my close friends though.
 
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