Lol i met Tila Tequila last night . . . .

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So i was out with some friends last night at a certain rooftop bar in NYC.

We are all kinda walking around doing our own thing, playing the game "so to speak".

Then me and my friend run into this decent looking asian chick. We strike up a conversation with her and shes tells us that she is an "import tuner" model and is in town for a shoot early next week. She then explains that she has only been in the city for a few days . . . which prompts me to ask her how familiar she is with the city and what places she's visited.

She then, in a completely serious manner, gives a total "cool kid" response, "Oh i've been everywhere good already". For the next few minutes, the conversation moves on to other topics.

She tells us that, although she's an import tuner model, that she isnt car crazy . . NYC's weather sux (cold last night), etc.

Then this happends . .

Her: So hey, you live here right? Where are some good places I can check out?
Me: (laughing) wow are you serious?
Me: I thought you had already been to "everywhere good"
Her: umm . . i never asked you that
My friend: Yes actually, you just did

At this point, we erupted in laughter - she got really pissed off and walked away. I remark to my friend, "well, not much of a personality there", and we continue on as if nothing happened.

It wasnt untill today that we realized it was Tila Nguyen, aka Tila Tequila who we were talking to.

Lol check out her myspace if you dont know who this is

www.myspace.com/TilaTequila
 
yeah, who? lol

shes certainly not an a-lister
Yea I only knew who that was cause she was probably my first friend when I joined myspace, then I heard a few of her songs, then saw her at a few car shows and she's been in import tuner a few times, matter of fact she's in this months issue again, their 100th issue mag.
 
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they suck or yank...

get it? [if they don't come from a deep family]

so next time take them home

youll have a blast
just dont tell the wife :ph34r::ph34r::D
 
Bah, didnt see her out tonite lol.

I didnt go back to the place i saw her at yesterday because i got thrown out that night. . . . gotta give it a week to let the heat dissipate.
 
that bitch is the definition of everything wrong with women in the world.

she has 0 talent whatsoever and isn't even that hot. her pics are decent because they are photoshopped like no other. she's like 4 feet tall and fake tits.

the only reason she is a celebrity is because 32049039482093850239 leg humpers jerk off to her myspace.

stupid whore. /rant
 
that bitch is the definition of everything wrong with women in the world.

she has 0 talent whatsoever and isn't even that hot. her pics are decent because they are photoshopped like no other. she's like 4 feet tall and fake tits.

the only reason she is a celebrity is because 32049039482093850239 leg humpers jerk off to her myspace.

stupid whore. /rant

Dude you are totally right.

In real life, she is not that hot . . .aka when i spoke w/her she had no bra and looked as flat as a B16A's torque curve.

I didnt know who she was untill the next day when i googled "Import Tuner Models" Shes not that hot at all. No personality to boot . .
 
:werd:

fake chicks FTL
it's like someone said, "we need an asian chick as a celebrity", and she won some reality show or something.

I think we need a hondaswap hatebang on her. ^_^
 
lol she was on Ted Nugent's tv show. cant remember the name of it but it was a reality show type thing where a bunch of people were at his ranch and they had to camp and they had to do all these crazy activities. im not sure how well she did but the few episodes i saw she looked like she had no clue how to do anything. she kept bragging on the show tho that she was a model...lol. she had no personality on that show either
 
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