girls think you have a small johnson if you speed

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Myth Busted. I speed.

But seriously I speed because it gets me to my destination faster. If my wang was small I would lift weights all day and beat up people so girls think I'm cool.
 
I have a small wang, but I hardly ever speed :(
 
Ads from the $1.9 million campaign - which targets speeding among 17- to 25-year-olds
who funded this shit? what a waste of money.

they should put out a $2 millionm dollar campaign saying girls who try to get free drinks at bars have a loose pussy and saggy tits.
 
Now this is just ridiculous... As if I'm not reckless enough while speeding, now I'll have to whip out my junk at the same time!
 
Myth Busted. I speed.

But seriously I speed because it gets me to my destination faster. If my wang was small I would lift weights all day and beat up people so girls think I'm cool.

What do you do with that extra 10 to 30 seconds you saved by busting ass down the road?

Seriously, I usually cruise at the spd limit during the day and I watch people bust ass past me allll the time... at the next light I trott right up next to them already waiting.
 
What do you do with that extra 10 to 30 seconds you saved by busting ass down the road?

Seriously, I usually cruise at the spd limit during the day and I watch people bust ass past me allll the time... at the next light I trott right up next to them already waiting.

so true...
 
speeding in town won't save you any time at all. Speeding across Texas can save you hours.

So, is it ok for chicks to speed? Or does it make them loose?
 
yeah, on normal driving, power means nothing. IT's all about judgement and intuition.
 
lmao is this commercial in america too :eek:
i was watching this the otherday and almost pissed myself laughing....

you guys found the commercial :huh:

has anyone actually seen it here other then me?

and a 15-second "viral" internet ad that offers "speedsters" an "xtra xtra small" condom.
:eek:

was timed to coincide with P-plate laws that come into effect in July.
oh yeah did i mention this sucks donkey balls


Youth speeding campaign
 
I'm gonna start driving naked now. That way I can fly down the highway, set the cruise, and let my junk flop out the driver's side window, flapping in the wind. That'll prove to all the ladies of my enormous johnson, that I don't have to speed to compensate for it.

:D

I just hope it's not cold out. :ph34r:
 
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speeding in town won't save you any time at all. Speeding across Texas can save you hours.

:Werd:

i don't speed much in town.. but on the highway... doing 55 vs 85-95 is the difference between an hour and a half commute and a 40 min commute.
 
using that logic John Holmes could never even get the car out of park.
 
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