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Celerity

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This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work.

I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention.

I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.

"Great, just great", I moaned.

The driver opened his door,leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a midget. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I am not happy"...

I said, "Well which one are you?"
 
Oooohhhhhhhhhh, I get it...
 
This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work.

I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention.

I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.

"Great, just great", I moaned.

The driver opened his door,leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a midget. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I am not happy"...

I said, "Well which one are you?"
Did he answer with "grumpy"?
 
probably another term for cheezy joke

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