So i'll start this off by explaining why I hate theaters but still go.
why I hate them, because i had 2 older and very large african americans sit right next to me in a near empty theater. you aren't going to believe this, but they literally pulled out a bag of french fries and fried chicken from the womans purse, and proceded to eat in the middle of the movie. fucking fatasses. it's a 7:30 show, fucking eat before or after.
why do i still go. because i'm too fucking stupid to figure out how to download them from the net.
Here's my review.
It starts off great. Very "john mcclane-ish". It didn't take long to get the action going. It continues with the hilarious quip we have grown to love. I laughed a lot. none were over the top cheesey. The CG was very realistic.
Computer guys will love it. the plot is very interesting. hackers take over the country with a "fire sale".
Kevin smith is in. he's great as always. timothy olyphant plays a great villain. Maggie q is hot and beats the shit out of willis for a good 10 minutes.
Justin Long (accepted, dodgeball, apple commercials) is hilarious. he plays a hacker that started the whole terrorist episode.
The bad, they have an "F-35" in the movie. it can't hit shit with it's missiles and gets it's radio hacked. everything else was pretty realistic.
This is the best movie i've seen this summer. POTC 3 was too god damn long, Oceans 13 was great but not quite as good, knocked up was funny to.
It was worth my $7.50 and I would see it again if i had a date for it.
why I hate them, because i had 2 older and very large african americans sit right next to me in a near empty theater. you aren't going to believe this, but they literally pulled out a bag of french fries and fried chicken from the womans purse, and proceded to eat in the middle of the movie. fucking fatasses. it's a 7:30 show, fucking eat before or after.
why do i still go. because i'm too fucking stupid to figure out how to download them from the net.
Here's my review.
It starts off great. Very "john mcclane-ish". It didn't take long to get the action going. It continues with the hilarious quip we have grown to love. I laughed a lot. none were over the top cheesey. The CG was very realistic.
Computer guys will love it. the plot is very interesting. hackers take over the country with a "fire sale".
Kevin smith is in. he's great as always. timothy olyphant plays a great villain. Maggie q is hot and beats the shit out of willis for a good 10 minutes.
Justin Long (accepted, dodgeball, apple commercials) is hilarious. he plays a hacker that started the whole terrorist episode.
The bad, they have an "F-35" in the movie. it can't hit shit with it's missiles and gets it's radio hacked. everything else was pretty realistic.
This is the best movie i've seen this summer. POTC 3 was too god damn long, Oceans 13 was great but not quite as good, knocked up was funny to.
It was worth my $7.50 and I would see it again if i had a date for it.
