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totalburnout

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What do you do when you say, "I have no money" and they say, "I just want to tell you something...*leans in* I like your hair"

or when you're standing 2 feet back from the bar and all your friends are infront of you and she eye fucks you and then says, "whats your name? you're cute?"

I probably got aids from talking to them, buit yeah, they were actually good looking and it was my second time at a strip joint.
 
What do you do when you say, "I have no money" and they say, "I just want to tell you something...*leans in* I like your hair"

or when you're standing 2 feet back from the bar and all your friends are infront of you and she eye fucks you and then says, "whats your name? you're cute?"

I probably got aids from talking to them, buit yeah, they were actually good looking and it was my second time at a strip joint.
you need a g/f
 
avoid strip clubs, false satisfacation
 
i know one you can have. b knows about her. haha.

don't ever trust a stripper. they are just stupid whores. kinda like the hooters girls.
 
i know one you can have. b knows about her. haha.

don't ever trust a stripper. they are just stupid whores. kinda like the hooters girls.


i live with a hooter's girl!


the one stripper was legimately into me. i was away from the bar, no money in hand, and she circumvented 5 of my friends to ask my name and tell me i was cute.
 
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There job isn't to give 1 guy the fuck me eye and blow off 5 other guys to talk to you. I was standing with a beer in hand, no cash.

mabe you just look like you have money lol, you will no when you go back in there
 
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There job isn't to give 1 guy the fuck me eye and blow off 5 other guys to talk to you. I was standing with a beer in hand, no cash.
i think you're getting the "fuck me eyes" with the "i've got gas" eyes.

strippers tell guys they are cute because they can. most girls are too timid to be up front with someone. getting paid to dance naked usually removes the inhibition from women.
 
What do you do when you say, "I have no money" and they say, "I just want to tell you something...*leans in* I like your hair"

or when you're standing 2 feet back from the bar and all your friends are infront of you and she eye fucks you and then says, "whats your name? you're cute?"

I probably got aids from talking to them, buit yeah, they were actually good looking and it was my second time at a strip joint.
that's when I hand them one of my cards, if they're serious they'll call if not, oh well
 
that's when I hand them one of my cards, if they're serious they'll call if not, oh well

She was serious, atleast the one that told me I was cute. The other one was probably just a poor line that she uses for young guys.

In any case, it was a Go-Go bar so it was clothed as per the laws here in New Jersey. If there's alcohol, no nudity is allowed.

Also, I couldn't date a stripper and I would be too afraid of catching something to allow myself to fool around with a stripper.
 
A Lapdance Is Always Better When The Stripper Is Crying
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
 
I'd do the same thing I do when any woman does that. Flirt back and leave it at that.

Being a salesman, I'm surprised you fell for that.


I can determine the line between whats a realistic attraction, vibe, and connection to that of being worked over by a girl earning her tip.

I used to wait tables and earn my average of 20%+ of my final sales, so I know the routine.

Also I have the financial sales gig, so I know the schmooz-job from experience but this one girl was legitimately into me.

When I typed this post, it was the first time in awhile I had been drinking so I just made a stupid little post. I was amazed how smoking hot the girls were and how it never fails when I go out with my group of friends that I get hit on, even though there's some other guys there that do pretty well with the girls.
 
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