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Would you donate sperm for some $$$?

Sperm Donor Needed Earn $4,000-$6,000

Are you a healthy college educated male between the ages of 19-38?

Sperm Donors Inc. is looking for a specific sperm donor IMMEDIATLY for a client we are we working with.

Donors should be 5ft 11in or taller, college educated (in college ok), Italian or European decent preferred, Caucasian, athletic, height and weight proportionate, not taking or have taken any anti-depressant drugs for severe depression or ADD (Zoloft etc), non-smokers, very reliable and responsible, able to go to a few early morning doctor appointments with notice, possibly travel for 5-7 days with all expenses paid for and have a good family (including self) health history.

To earn $4,000-$6000 plus up to a $800 reimbursement for lost wages for time taken off work as well as help our client start their family, please go to our website to review the process and criteria to be a donor at:

http://www.spermdonorsinc.com and click on “How To Be A Donor”.

there you will also be able to print out an application at the bottom of the page where it says “Print Out Application” in blue.

Or e-mail Kevin at Kevin_sdi@yahoo.com for an application, please also include a description of yourself WITH pictures (3-4). If you have questions please call Kevin at (208) 887-3487
When responding to this add by email please use code “SEATTLE” in the subject matter of the e-mail

Compensation: $4000-$6000
 
$4000 - $6000 for jerking off into a cup
hell fucking yeah id do that


Donors should be 5ft 11in or taller,
--- 5'11", check
college educated (in college ok), --- college educated, check
Italian or European decent preferred, --- Germany is in Europe, check
Caucasian, --- Caucasian, check
athletic, --- not so much, but i do rollerblade and stuff, so , check
height and weight proportionate, --- somewhat, check
not taking or have taken any anti-depressant drugs for severe depression or ADD (Zoloft etc), --- no prescriptions, check
non-smokers, --- shit :(
very reliable and responsible, --- for the most part, check
able to go to a few early morning doctor appointments with notice, --- check
possibly travel for 5-7 days with all expenses paid for --- absolutely, check
and have a good family (including self) health history. --- yeah sure, check

11 out of 12 :( there goes my plans for early retirement
 
i wouldnt have a kid running around
the people who bought my load would
i would not be the kids father
i would not be the kids dad
i would have no idea if the procedure even worked, let alone when it was performed, who the people were, where they lived, if the birth was successful, what the kid was, what its name was, when it was born, etc....
that is all information i would not need or want
i was compensated for my contribution (hence the $4-6K)
i am no longer part of that loads life
it would be no different than blowing a load into a tissue and finding $4-6K in the trash when i go to throw it out

no questions
no answers
no connection
= no complications
 
i wouldnt have a kid running around
the people who bought my load would
i would not be the kids father
i would not be the kids dad
i would have no idea if the procedure even worked, let alone when it was performed, who the people were, where they lived, if the birth was successful, what the kid was, what its name was, when it was born, etc....
that is all information i would not need or want
i was compensated for my contribution (hence the $4-6K)
i am no longer part of that loads life
it would be no different than blowing a load into a tissue and finding $4-6K in the trash when i go to throw it out

no questions
no answers
no connection
= no complications
sweet, i'll let you guys know how it goes.
 
I was considering the Surrogate Mother 'offers' I've seen. 12k and paid medical care. But, I'd have to carry a baby, then give it to their parents. I wouldn't even be the mother, either since they'd be using different eggs. I just couldn't handle it.

But, I say go for it. E's right (as usual)... it won't turn out to be a 'Made In America' type thing. :p
 
hell yea id do it..

Donors should be 5ft 11in or taller,
--- 6'2", check
college educated (in college ok), --- some college, check
Italian or European decent preferred, --- Irish decent, i guess check
Caucasian, --- Caucasian, check
athletic, --- some basketball, check
height and weight proportionate, --- somewhat, check
not taking or have taken any anti-depressant drugs for severe depression or ADD (Zoloft etc), --- no prescriptions, check
non-smokers, --- check.. somewhat ;)
very reliable and responsible, --- for the most part, check
able to go to a few early morning doctor appointments with notice, --- check
possibly travel for 5-7 days with all expenses paid for --- absolutely, check
and have a good family (including self) health history. --- yeah sure, check
 
combine this with the dentist and it's a definate winner........except this time instead of the assistant telling you to rinse and spit, you could tell her
 
Yeah everyone who is saying "check", I'm sure the parents are looking for a designer baby by asking for someone who is college educated, responsible, athletic, and around 6foot - that means those who are using drugs aren't going to be good candidates for these parents.

I fit perfectly into all of those categories except for the 5'11 and I would expect to be turned down.
 
Yeah everyone who is saying "check", I'm sure the parents are looking for a designer baby by asking for someone who is college educated, responsible, athletic, and around 6foot - that means those who are using drugs aren't going to be good candidates for these parents.

I fit perfectly into all of those categories except for the 5'11 and I would expect to be turned down.
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wow!!!! thank you captain obvious i would have never understood or guessed that on my own
i really thought my out of shape, pack a day smoking, ass was going to get $4-6K for jerking off into a cup for some couple 3000 miles away in Seattle
i suppose i should void out this check i wrote out for my new M5 i was planning to buy with all of the money i was going to get for filling up Dixie cups with my baby batter
thanks again captain obvious
its a wonder how i ever managed to make it through the day without your assistance
 
:wub:

do you get turned down if the nurse doesn't like your attitude?
 
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wow!!!! thank you captain obvious i would have never understood or guessed that on my own
i really thought my out of shape, pack a day smoking, ass was going to get $4-6K for jerking off into a cup for some couple 3000 miles away in Seattle
i suppose i should void out this check i wrote out for my new M5 i was planning to buy with all of the money i was going to get for filling up Dixie cups with my baby batter
thanks again captain obvious
its a wonder how i ever managed to make it through the day without your assistance

Seems like everyone going "check, check, check" missed that point.
 
I'd do it in a heartbeat. getting paid to jerk off? hell yeah, thats a dream job. would be hard on a relationship though, wouldnt imagine youd be up for much sex after a long hard (no pun intended) day at work. too bad i have no college education.
 
$4000 - $6000 for jerking off into a cup
hell fucking yeah id do that


Donors should be 5ft 11in or taller,
--- 5'11", check
college educated (in college ok), --- college educated, check
Italian or European decent preferred, --- Germany is in Europe, check
Caucasian, --- Caucasian, check
athletic, --- not so much, but i do rollerblade and stuff, so , check
height and weight proportionate, --- somewhat, check
not taking or have taken any anti-depressant drugs for severe depression or ADD (Zoloft etc), --- no prescriptions, check
non-smokers, --- shit :(
very reliable and responsible, --- for the most part, check
able to go to a few early morning doctor appointments with notice, --- check
possibly travel for 5-7 days with all expenses paid for --- absolutely, check
and have a good family (including self) health history. --- yeah sure, check

11 out of 12 :( there goes my plans for early retirement

hell yea id do it..

Donors should be 5ft 11in or taller,
--- 6'2", check
college educated (in college ok), --- some college, check
Italian or European decent preferred, --- Irish decent, i guess check
Caucasian, --- Caucasian, check
athletic, --- some basketball, check
height and weight proportionate, --- somewhat, check
not taking or have taken any anti-depressant drugs for severe depression or ADD (Zoloft etc), --- no prescriptions, check
non-smokers, --- check.. somewhat ;)
very reliable and responsible, --- for the most part, check
able to go to a few early morning doctor appointments with notice, --- check
possibly travel for 5-7 days with all expenses paid for --- absolutely, check
and have a good family (including self) health history. --- yeah sure, check

Seems like everyone going "check, check, check" missed that point.

yeah those sounded VERY serious
 
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