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Cowgirl.. cow girl... cow girl..
You know what ? I'm not sure about you cats, but I grew up on a farm, in a farmland. I remember the girls around those farms. Yes, there were a few cuties out there, but all in all..
... Well, you remember that chick that we found last year that kinda looked like a fat Noah Perkins ? The one that threatened to sue us for talking about her ? That's a cowgirl.
We need a new term here.
and then replace you and her with Salma Hayek and Vida Guerra............now that's fucking heaven... yummmmm...Hey Jamie... when I come to DFW... I say we finish the book on those Kama Sutra poses... without the clothes
Hey Jamie... when I come to DFW... I say we finish the book on those Kama Sutra poses... without the clothes
and then replace you and her with Salma Hayek and Vida Guerra............now that's fucking heaven... yummmmm...
that is so much fucking ass though. i think salma and a skinnier girl would be a lot better. thats just way too much booty for one orgy.and then replace you and her with Salma Hayek and Vida Guerra............now that's fucking heaven... yummmmm...
because he wears girl's thongs. He's actually gayHow can there be too much ass? your crazy!
Maybe this is why me and the ex stayed together for so long. We had done 27 out of 28, plus a few more. Side Saddle Cowgirl just looks akward and dangerous.ive done a lot of those...but some i havent...hmmm...