another use for duct tape

[nootrac22]

ASHLAND, Ky. (AP) - A man accused of being the "Duct Tape Bandit" has gotten into a sticky situation. The man, who had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity, walked into a liquor store on Friday, Ashland police said.
Shamrock Liquors store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing, according to a report by WSAZ-TV in Huntington, W.Va.
Store employee Craig Miller said he chased the man to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke hold until police arrived. A customer also helped, police said.
Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell. Kazee, in an interview with the TV station, denied he was the bandit who robbed the store of two rolls of change. He pleaded not guilty Monday and bond was set at $250,000.

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[E_SolSi]

what a fuckin retard

 

[get_nick]

you missed the best part of this.

Miller said the thief also had a t-shirt pulled up around his head, which he said reminded him of the Cornholio character from the Beavis and Butthead cartoon.

bwahahahahaha

 

[formby]

Lmfao

 

[Turbo&Auto]

I need TP for my bunghole!!!

We duct taped this kid at the last MatrixOwners meet, I'll dig up some pics....

 

[get_nick]

when i first saw this on the news, they actually showed a clip of beavis with his shirt up. i fell off the couch laughing. my gf thought i was retarded because she didn't catch that part.

 

[Black Widow g2]

Did you read about the woman who called the cops saying she got 'fake' cocaine? HAHAHA

 

[invisibledemon]

we had something similar here. a few weeks ago some dumbass robbed a band disguised as........ are you ready?..... a tree.

had leaves glued to his face and twigs sticking out of his shirt. i'll post a pic if i can find one. fucking idiots.

 

[eg6sir]

i was gonna post this up this morning.. hahaha.. funny shit

 

[nootrac22]

people like this guy are proof as to why inbreeding is bad. it's supposed to be a family tree not a family pole..........branching off is a good thing

 

[Turbo&Auto]

This is what happens when cousins fuck

 

[nootrac22]

Did you read about the woman who called the cops saying she got 'fake' cocaine? HAHAHA

ROCHELLE, Ga. (AP) - A woman was arrested after she called police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.
Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.
She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were "fake."
She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff's Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said. She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine

 

[Cashizslick]

Lol dumbass ductape Muslims. . .

 

[boostedf22]

Police say a man used duct tape to attach tree branches on his body as a form of camouflage.​

(WBZ) MANCHESTER, NH Police are looking for a man who attempted to disguise himself as a tree and rob a bank in Manchester, New Hampshire Saturday morning.
Police say the suspect used duct tape to attach tree branches onto his body as a form of camouflage. He then walked into the Citizens Bank on Elm Street and demanded money.
No one was hurt in the robbery and no weapons were used, according to police. The bank was closed and police cruisers blocked off the entrances to the bank as officials investigated the incident.
Aside from sporting tree branches, the suspect was also wearing a bluish-colored T-shirt, blue jeans and had thick glasses. He was about 5' 8" tall with a thin build and dark hair.
The tree robber was able to escape with an undisclosed amount of cash.