ThatGuy4life
The Riced Sleeper
Shit that I saw today that just bugged me for some reason. I guess I was just having one of those days:
Where did the "style" of bullet holes originate from? What's so dam stylish about it, every time I see a car with them I get the urge to tell the driver "I can put some real ones on there free of charge.
Saw an El Camino with racing pin stripes. WTF
Also saw an Accord with pin stripes, wish I had remembered I had my camera under my seat, would've taken a pic. 2 stripes going down the center of the car that looked like they were painted on with flat wall paint.
Had this Acura Vigor that tried to race me. Pulled up next to me at a stop light, all 4 passengers looking and smiling at me, light turns green asshole took off as if we were supposed to be racing, so I purposely drive 10 miles under the speed limit so they fuvker would get lost, but nooooo. dummy slowed down till I caught up, as soon as we were about even, he beeped his horn once then takes off again. (shakes head) no wonder we have such a bad name.
Went to finish up my last season of my Franchise in Madden 07 before I opened up 08. Game 6 of the season, I'm faced off against the Cardinals whose record was almost as good as mine so far, (me 5-0, them 4-1). So every season my team, (the Falcons) is ranked #1 in defense, #1 in stopping the run, #1 in pass defense, and usually in the top 5 in offense, a fact that I take great pride in. At the start of the game, I checked my weekly gameplan as I always do, supposedly, they had acquired some great DE 's and OLB's this season that were supposed to stop my running game, didn't happen (Dunn ranned for 289 yards and 4 TD's) and supposedly their new HB was supposed to be a great threat. So I set a goal for myself " they will not cross the 50 yard line all game".
SO 1st half ends their total offensive yards was -28 never even got passed their own 35. 2nd half goes on , comes to 1:16 left in the 4th quarter score is 38-0 Falcons. I kicked off, stop their return at their 15. 1st down, pushed them back 3 yards, 2nd down pushed them back 5 yards. So it's 3rd and 18, I go to select a defensive play, looked at what type of formation they had, 1WR, 1 TE, 3 RB's, so I'm thinking ok they've admitted defeat, and they're just gonna run the ball to run out the clock. so I went with a fire blitz. They hit a sweet PA witch caught me with my pants down, chased down their WR and managed to catch him right at the 48.
"Thank Goodness" I said to myself. But I'm still screwed cause they can cross the 50 w/o getting the 1st. So 1st down, I dropped the interception, 2nd down my FS swats the ball out of the air as I was going for the pick. so up pops 3rd and 10. Bastards hit me with a screen that got them 3 yards, NOw I'm pissed caused they passed mid field after all fucking game. So fucked the sportsmanship and just running out the clock I'm gonna score some more. Punt went out of bounds at the 27 with 54 seconds left. 2 plays later I'm in the endzone. Their ball 1st down interception, then a 72 yard run by Dunn for another score. Left them with 1 second on the clock, kickoff and I managed to strip the ball from their return guy but was stopped at the 3 yard line as I tried to take it back. so 52-0 and they onlymanaged 68 total offensive yards.
Why can't females be on time. My baby momma made me missed the opening scene of Rush Hour 3. I had to drive 44 miles to get to the theater, she only had to drive about 10, anyways I thought it was a very good movie possibly the best of all 3.
My daughter finally sat up on her own tonight, was kinda funny watching her trying to keep her center of balance as she swyed from left to right. Also did her 1st crawl but I guess she didn't like crawl cause she stopped using her hands and went back to just using her legs to push up so it looks like she's low crawling. She'll be 5 months next Wednesday, the day I turn 24.
As Porky Pig used to say "That's all folks". At least for today
Where did the "style" of bullet holes originate from? What's so dam stylish about it, every time I see a car with them I get the urge to tell the driver "I can put some real ones on there free of charge.
Saw an El Camino with racing pin stripes. WTF
Also saw an Accord with pin stripes, wish I had remembered I had my camera under my seat, would've taken a pic. 2 stripes going down the center of the car that looked like they were painted on with flat wall paint.
Had this Acura Vigor that tried to race me. Pulled up next to me at a stop light, all 4 passengers looking and smiling at me, light turns green asshole took off as if we were supposed to be racing, so I purposely drive 10 miles under the speed limit so they fuvker would get lost, but nooooo. dummy slowed down till I caught up, as soon as we were about even, he beeped his horn once then takes off again. (shakes head) no wonder we have such a bad name.
Went to finish up my last season of my Franchise in Madden 07 before I opened up 08. Game 6 of the season, I'm faced off against the Cardinals whose record was almost as good as mine so far, (me 5-0, them 4-1). So every season my team, (the Falcons) is ranked #1 in defense, #1 in stopping the run, #1 in pass defense, and usually in the top 5 in offense, a fact that I take great pride in. At the start of the game, I checked my weekly gameplan as I always do, supposedly, they had acquired some great DE 's and OLB's this season that were supposed to stop my running game, didn't happen (Dunn ranned for 289 yards and 4 TD's) and supposedly their new HB was supposed to be a great threat. So I set a goal for myself " they will not cross the 50 yard line all game".
SO 1st half ends their total offensive yards was -28 never even got passed their own 35. 2nd half goes on , comes to 1:16 left in the 4th quarter score is 38-0 Falcons. I kicked off, stop their return at their 15. 1st down, pushed them back 3 yards, 2nd down pushed them back 5 yards. So it's 3rd and 18, I go to select a defensive play, looked at what type of formation they had, 1WR, 1 TE, 3 RB's, so I'm thinking ok they've admitted defeat, and they're just gonna run the ball to run out the clock. so I went with a fire blitz. They hit a sweet PA witch caught me with my pants down, chased down their WR and managed to catch him right at the 48.
"Thank Goodness" I said to myself. But I'm still screwed cause they can cross the 50 w/o getting the 1st. So 1st down, I dropped the interception, 2nd down my FS swats the ball out of the air as I was going for the pick. so up pops 3rd and 10. Bastards hit me with a screen that got them 3 yards, NOw I'm pissed caused they passed mid field after all fucking game. So fucked the sportsmanship and just running out the clock I'm gonna score some more. Punt went out of bounds at the 27 with 54 seconds left. 2 plays later I'm in the endzone. Their ball 1st down interception, then a 72 yard run by Dunn for another score. Left them with 1 second on the clock, kickoff and I managed to strip the ball from their return guy but was stopped at the 3 yard line as I tried to take it back. so 52-0 and they onlymanaged 68 total offensive yards.
Why can't females be on time. My baby momma made me missed the opening scene of Rush Hour 3. I had to drive 44 miles to get to the theater, she only had to drive about 10, anyways I thought it was a very good movie possibly the best of all 3.
My daughter finally sat up on her own tonight, was kinda funny watching her trying to keep her center of balance as she swyed from left to right. Also did her 1st crawl but I guess she didn't like crawl cause she stopped using her hands and went back to just using her legs to push up so it looks like she's low crawling. She'll be 5 months next Wednesday, the day I turn 24.
As Porky Pig used to say "That's all folks". At least for today