Seany-izzle
Member
Well not all people, but these two bitches here at work. Yesterday, I counted 12 smoke breaks over an 8 hour work day. Thats rediculous!!! They dont get any work done yet act like they're always too busy to help you out, allocate work to, or anything else. Not to mention they're fucking dumb as a sack of bricks. Two blonde 22 year old, non college going, ditzy, gullible idiots. (The one that works "with" me has been here over a month and still asks questions about the simplest fucking things that she learned in the first week...)
Plus they're "southern" (no offense to the southeners on here, but they are the stereotypical southern no-education morons) and boy if you say anything bad about any place/thing/person from the south they'll get all pissy. Example, I had to call this woman at her office in Alabama, i got her voice mail and on it she tells me, "remember, god loves you. God bless." Im sorry, i hate that shit, so i briefly mention it to the older woman next to me saying how I think its odd people do that etc.. One of em gets this wicked attitude saying "its southern hospitality, GOD!" I simply ignore her, but thats nto hospitality, thats bible humping cram it down everyones throat crap.
Another thing, they argue all the time... I work in a room with 4 other people, all of who are trying to get work done but its fucking annoying when you have these idiots arguing over the STUPIDEST FUCKING THING!!! I love a good story shared between co-workers... but if one is trying to tell a story (granted they ALL suck, not funny, boring, go nowhere) the other one has to chime in and argue about the stupidest detail... when that happens i turn around and get back to my work.. i could keep going (trust me theres plenty more), but ill stop there....
Back to the topic though, i roll into work today 5 minutes early and one of em is sitting in her car smoking a cig. Thats cool, morning pre-work cig, but dont come into the office 10 minutes late even though you were in t he parking lot 5 min early... Its 10 and they've already had one, i feel another one coming pretty soon. Probbaly like yesterday too, both go out to smoke 15 min before lunch, come in with 2 min til lunch then go to lunch... AND come back 15 minutes late. I've talked about this with the other two people i work with in my dept, they dont like it either. My boss however doesnt seem to mind because he doesnt see it and he isn't going to do anything about it either... probably because he thinks they're cute and tries to flirt with them all day.
The kicker is, i took a 5 min break, from my report that takes me 6 hours to do, to surf the net and check on some sports news and my email. Boss comes in and pretty much tells me I can't do it (i still do, fuck it) for some bs reason. And everytime I do, like to post this for instance, the stupid fucking girls always have to point it out... "oooo seans on the internet!!" How come non-smokers cant take a 5 minute break every few hours when smokers can take multiple ones a day for 10 mins at a time?!!? There are other smokers here but they definately dont abuse it.
OMFG I WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!! /rant
wow, that was longer than i thought....
cliffnotes:
I work with 2 complete morons who dont do shit and take smoke breaks atleast once every hour...
Plus they're "southern" (no offense to the southeners on here, but they are the stereotypical southern no-education morons) and boy if you say anything bad about any place/thing/person from the south they'll get all pissy. Example, I had to call this woman at her office in Alabama, i got her voice mail and on it she tells me, "remember, god loves you. God bless." Im sorry, i hate that shit, so i briefly mention it to the older woman next to me saying how I think its odd people do that etc.. One of em gets this wicked attitude saying "its southern hospitality, GOD!" I simply ignore her, but thats nto hospitality, thats bible humping cram it down everyones throat crap.
Another thing, they argue all the time... I work in a room with 4 other people, all of who are trying to get work done but its fucking annoying when you have these idiots arguing over the STUPIDEST FUCKING THING!!! I love a good story shared between co-workers... but if one is trying to tell a story (granted they ALL suck, not funny, boring, go nowhere) the other one has to chime in and argue about the stupidest detail... when that happens i turn around and get back to my work.. i could keep going (trust me theres plenty more), but ill stop there....
Back to the topic though, i roll into work today 5 minutes early and one of em is sitting in her car smoking a cig. Thats cool, morning pre-work cig, but dont come into the office 10 minutes late even though you were in t he parking lot 5 min early... Its 10 and they've already had one, i feel another one coming pretty soon. Probbaly like yesterday too, both go out to smoke 15 min before lunch, come in with 2 min til lunch then go to lunch... AND come back 15 minutes late. I've talked about this with the other two people i work with in my dept, they dont like it either. My boss however doesnt seem to mind because he doesnt see it and he isn't going to do anything about it either... probably because he thinks they're cute and tries to flirt with them all day.
The kicker is, i took a 5 min break, from my report that takes me 6 hours to do, to surf the net and check on some sports news and my email. Boss comes in and pretty much tells me I can't do it (i still do, fuck it) for some bs reason. And everytime I do, like to post this for instance, the stupid fucking girls always have to point it out... "oooo seans on the internet!!" How come non-smokers cant take a 5 minute break every few hours when smokers can take multiple ones a day for 10 mins at a time?!!? There are other smokers here but they definately dont abuse it.
OMFG I WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!! /rant
wow, that was longer than i thought....
cliffnotes:
I work with 2 complete morons who dont do shit and take smoke breaks atleast once every hour...