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I know a couple girls who have it. It causes similar outbreaks and can lead to cancer as well. So, kayaks are in line, so, too, are maybe some mountain bikes?

Anyway, what's the 'difference' between herpes and warts? I don't see much of one.
 
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I do. Which is why I don't have any. 'oh, by the way, this is just a virus, but it can cause this which is an STD' isn't my idea of fun. I wouldn't have known if it weren't for the females I know who got it... and I feel for them because of the situation that brought on their 'disease'
 
Depends on the disease, this one in particular affects women more than men, yes, but certain types of HPV cause penile intraepithelial neoplasia
 
perhaps if you dont consider big lumpy warts all over your junk a "symptom"

Haha I have only had this happen one time.


I was at this college party - got totally wasted and went outside to piss. . . ended up catching part of myself (minor catch, but still left a mark) with my zipper.

. . woke up the next morning and didnt remember what had happened. I spent about 45 minutes looking at STD pictures on Wikipedia. I thought i had gotten something from this girl i started seeing a week or so earlier.

lol thats my closest experience w/this stuff.
 
i had an ingrown hair once. i freaked the fuck out. even went to the doctor. that was a big relief when he said it was ok.
 
i had an ingrown hair once. i freaked the fuck out. even went to the doctor. that was a big relief when he said it was ok.

Now, correct me if I am wrong, but isnt the thought of having something like that enough to make you think twice?


Ill say it is . .
 
Now, correct me if I am wrong, but isnt the thought of having something like that enough to make you think twice?


Ill say it is . .
it sure is. especially because you don't want to say anything to a gf until you find out what is really going on.

i knew a girl once that thought she caught some shit and told every guy she had been with. then the test was negative. she lost a lot of respect.
 
My first thought the morning after that party was, "wtf that bitch gib'd me h3rp3zzzzz!!!".


lol, thank God for "recovered memory".
 
Isnt it true that most guy's will never show symptoms of this?

never show symptoms cand can't be tested for it either. The only way to tell is if you actually see the warts which most guys don't get. A recent study says that up to 90% of sexually active Americans have it.
 
Most guys won't know they have it. Remember you can get it wearing a raincoat.
 
Haha I have only had this happen one time.


I was at this college party - got totally wasted and went outside to piss. . . ended up catching part of myself (minor catch, but still left a mark) with my zipper.

FRANKS AND BEANS
 
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