Homeade Helicopter

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haha, the new one will fly at 15 feet, and he wants his government to look to him for new helicopers? i think hes too far ahead of himself.
 
"I watched action movies a lot and I was fascinated by the way choppers fly. I decided it would be easier to build one than to build a car," he said pacing the premises of the security division of the university which he uses as hanger for his helicopter.

lmao
 
wow. Guy gets it 7 feet off the ground and wants the government to buy shit from him? c'mon.

Got to hand it to him, but he's a little too confident.
 
you wouldn't even have a clue on where to begin.....

a little test....

what is:

MRB
MGB
TGB
IGB
TRB
PCR
Cyl
Col
Yaw
FADEC




without googling it!!!!

ohhh I could list on and on....
 
you wouldn't even have a clue on where to begin.....

a little test....

what is:

MRB
MGB
TGB
IGB
TRB
PCR
Cyl
Col
Yaw
FADEC




without googling it!!!!

ohhh I could list on and on....
don't make it sound that complicated, it's a flying civic. prolly riced out judging by the color.
 
I doubt it takes professional flight training to get that pile of shit to 15 feet.

I'm pretty sure I could do it. I'd at least give it a shot, I kick ass at flight sims.
 
i wonder why it only flies at 7 ft
the craft should have the same mass at 7 or 70 feet

unless its just too unstable to go beyond that
 
a little test....

what is:

MRB = Kitteh Pidgin for "There they are". "Em are be"
MGB = Morris Group, Britain.
TGB = Chinese motorcycle manufacturer
IGB = "In Goes Bread"
TRB = "Totally Reliable Brakes"
PCR = Precision Control Relay
Cyl = Cyclic
Col = Colander. For draining hot water from NDLS
Yaw = Too tired to finish the yawn
FADEC = Mid-level Dolby noise reduction controls




Asshole. Now give me rudder and run away, chicken ass
 
unless its just too unstable to go beyond that

Bingo.

I doubt this thing has gyros or any way of stabilizing itself. Does it even count as a helicopter? I could point an airboat straight up and get to seven feet, does that mean the government should give me contracts for aircraft design?
 
the only gyro's in a real helicopter is for the instruments. (unless Guido is flying, and he has a lunch with him)

and...yes...Celerity does have some clue....ground effect does play a lot in the mix of things.
 
a little test....

what is:

MRB = Kitteh Pidgin for "There they are". "Em are be"
MGB = Morris Group, Britain.
TGB = Chinese motorcycle manufacturer
IGB = "In Goes Bread"
TRB = "Totally Reliable Brakes"
PCR = Precision Control Relay
Cyl = Cyclic
Col = Colander. For draining hot water from NDLS
Yaw = Too tired to finish the yawn
FADEC = Mid-level Dolby noise reduction controls




Asshole. Now give me rudder and run away, chicken ass

WTF did this entire forum become fucking hysterically funny today, or do i need to get some normalizing meds? i can't stop laughing!!
 
a 7 feet off the ground you'd be safe to fly over the savana, but not dikembe mutombo. Though not from nigeria, but from nearby Zaier.
 
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you wouldn't even have a clue on where to begin.....

a little test....

what is:

MRB
MGB
TGB
IGB
TRB
PCR
Cyl
Col
Yaw
FADEC




without googling it!!!!

ohhh I could list on and on....


MRB Maintenance Review Board
MGB Main Gear Box
TGB Tail Gear Box
IGB Intermediate Gear Box
TRB Techinical review board
PCR not sure about this one
Cyl Cyclic
Col Collective
Yaw reffers to the motion about the vetical axis, nose moving in a side to side motion
FADEC Full Authority Digital Engine Control




i'm a bit iffy on most of those, as we didnt spend much time on whirly birds in A&P school :)
 
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