OBEY THE 10 CATMANDMENTS!!!
I iz Suprior Cat, An I broughted u out of hawt lend wit no cheezbrgrs for hard werk at all
3 U gotz other Ceiling Cat, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes
If u try be Ceiling Cat of any of mai creayshunz up in floaty skai, down in erth or in watr or I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes.
If u think faek Ceiling Cat iz Ceiling Cat, I mek u ded An ur children ded An ur children-children ded, for being stupid.
6 If not I wuv u An all ur childrenz-childrenz-childrenz!
U sez Ceiling Cat bad, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes, for I dun liek it. Srsly
Remembur caturday An keep holy.
9 U werk 6 dais An finish werk, K?
10 Dai 7, u no werk. U An all ur peepz go wrship me.
11 I maded heavenz An erth An see An the stuff that does teh funney hoppey stuffz in An on it - so I make it holy cuz I no werk.
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Bez u good to papa An mama so u has long lief.
U no mek peepz ded!
U no mek sexxes wit other gurlz or menz than ur wief (so no awsum treesum alowed!).
U no tek stuffs for free if not getz for free
U no tell bad stuff about ur neibor.
U no wantz neibor stuff! No wief, no gurlz, no menz, no animulz, NO BUKKITZ! NOT YOURS