I got the "we need to talk" - *Semi Warning*

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sorry boss, its turbo
so yesterday my girlfriend gave "me the weve got to talk" line, but said she wouldnt tell me till after work. so work lets out but she was getting her haircut so i just went home. I figured it would be bullshit like usaul but then she says the "we need a break" blah blah blah. she's been my gf for 3 years, and belive me i slept like a babie as if nothing ever happend right after she told me.
 
^ probably.... that or she WANTS the other dick but doesn't want to cheat on you, so she'll boot you first to make it "ok"

fucking women
 
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damn man im sry ta tell you shes prolly cunt pumpin right now...
 
They're all right. Here's what the 'normal' girls do on a break. They look for (if they haven't already found) a guy to 'test' and see if she really does want to be with you. She's gotten bored with the 'routine' and decides, maybe someone different might be what I want. If she doesn't like it, she'll come back, but please tell me by that time... it's too late.
 
They're all right. Here's what the 'normal' girls do on a break. They look for (if they haven't already found) a guy to 'test' and see if she really does want to be with you. She's gotten bored with the 'routine' and decides, maybe someone different might be what I want. If she doesn't like it, she'll come back, but please tell me by that time... it's too late.

Female to male translation:

Here's what the 'normal' girls do on a break.

Instead of cheating, girls on on "breaks" so they can tell guys they've never cheated. Gotta love technicalities. (However, if YOU curb the weiner dog with your hot friend, it's cheating regardless of the "break".)

They look for (if they haven't already found) a guy to 'test' and see if she really does want to be with you.

She knows a hot guy and wants him between her legs.

She's gotten bored with the 'routine' and decides, maybe someone different might be what I want.

Read translation number two.

If she doesn't like it, she'll come back, but please tell me by that time... it's too late.

If she can't get said guy to dump his girlfriend, she will come back to you. No, of course she didn't cheat on you! (read translation number one)
 
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