Sleep Sex Wtf????

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kermit5327

kermit5327

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ok so yeah im back again with more blah blah blah shit but this one is really weird

has any ever heard of sleep sex of course its more commen in males but its been proven that ppl really do either have sex or try to have sex with there partner while asleep in bed wake up in the morning and know nothign of. it any one ever heard of it for had it happen to them???

i guess thats y my girl says that i try to have sex with her while shes asleep in the middle of the night and still to this day deny it because if i really do then WTF
 
i has had it w/several different bfs. 3:30am pretty consistently is a great time to 'wake up' and i don't know why. seems like i'm not alone in that as it is usually me getting woken up with something pressing against me, and the guy always seems to wake up several minutes later when things are well under way. good boys, they go with it ;).

one not-so-great memory...

i woke up and my then-bf was putting on teh moovs. waking up that way is great, 'cept he didn't wake up 'til he was done, so he says...i kinda believed him too; might have had something to do with the 'crap, you weren't who i was just dreaming i was boffing' look on his face.:huh:
 
lol yeah im wondering if in any of these sleep sex cases has anyone ever said the wrong name or anythign lol
 
dacheat said:
i has had it w/several different bfs. 3:30am pretty consistently is a great time to 'wake up' and i don't know why. seems like i'm not alone in that as it is usually me getting woken up with something pressing against me, and the guy always seems to wake up several minutes later when things are well under way. good boys, they go with it ;).

one not-so-great memory...

i woke up and my then-bf was putting on teh moovs. waking up that way is great, 'cept he didn't wake up 'til he was done, so he says...i kinda believed him too; might have had something to do with the 'crap, you weren't who i was just dreaming i was boffing' look on his face.:huh:
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your boyfriends suck.
 
lol yeah they can be hard to find ya know ive been looking for a none sucky girl fro well just about as long as ive been dating llol
 
that reminds me... i gotta call the sticker guy tomorrow
 
Didn't something like this get posted a little while back. Then someone telling B about somehow it turning into surprise sex.:eek:
 
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hah! dude i thought i was the only weirdo! I have woken my girl up plenty of times in the past. I mostly did it when we already had sex that night. i would get a hard on and just go down one her, then do the dirty. I know i'm doing it, its just that the next morning i feel like it was all a dream. My girl normally would go along. Not anymore since each have different work and school schedules.

heres a funny one. I dreamed Nicole was cheating on me and she woke up with me puncing her......yes punching her. i said i was sorry but never remembered until the next day when she ask,''what the hell was that about?'' i felt so bad. I told her i can't control my ''MACHISMO'' in my sleep.lol
 
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