God, I miss highschool.

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he is now the coolest student in that school.

i would have been smiling the whole time.

but wouldnt the stripper have thought something was wrong?
 
if that had happened here everyone involved would be in prison, counseling, or both... there would be massive lawsuits against the school and the parent that ordered the B-Day strip-o-gram
there would be a public out cry demanding better security at schools and the banning of police officer stripper costumes
 
That is why she is a stripper and not a rocket scientist


lmfao.

but even strippers have common sense. hell, the strippers i knew in pc were pretty smart. they stripped bc they knew they would walk out with over a grand everynight. you cant get that at many jobs.
 
lmfao.

but even strippers have common sense. hell, the strippers i knew in pc were pretty smart. they stripped bc they knew they would walk out with over a grand everynight. you cant get that at many jobs.

yeah there are some strippers working the cash, and then there are some that just don't know what else to do with themselves except work the bod.
 
Strippers don't make lots of money. What you're seeing there is "stripper mathematics". If you want an idea of Stripper Math, read Douglas Adam's explanation of "Bistro Mathematics"
 
It's all a shell game. I used to sell Vacuum Cleaners, and I got the same Stripper Math. I would sell 4 every week, and the 3rd was always my own. I walked away penniless, would have been better off pumping gas. My friend sold new cars, and was really good, on any given payday I could make him cry.

Real Job > Stripper job
 
Strippers don't make lots of money. What you're seeing there is "stripper mathematics". If you want an idea of Stripper Math, read Douglas Adam's explanation of "Bistro Mathematics"


uhm, what i saw was my friends chick pulling out wads of fucking money at home.

and i would watch her count, and count, and count. she bought a new civic this year. no financing. dumb bitch.
 
I know, I get fights from EVERYONE on this. but it's right there.

I've seen stripper whip out big wads too. But if it was a valid money making option, more people would do it. Stripper math blinds out certain problems with it's glitz.
 
uhm, what i saw was my friends chick pulling out wads of fucking money at home.

and i would watch her count, and count, and count. she bought a new civic this year. no financing. dumb bitch.
I would count and count and count too if my wallet was full of singles.

I personally have only really been friends with female bartenders. The one I'm talking about now works 10am-5pm, Mon-Fri, and clears 800 a week. And I work morning shifts with this girl, it's not hard work. Just one of the advantages of having a vagina and fake boobs(paid for by bartending).
 
My old roommate last summer was a bartender.

On a friday and saturday night. He would pull in 300 in tips. On the other 3 days of the week he worked(random) he'd usually average around 100 a night. He also got minimum wage. Last time I checked he had like 3Xk in his bank account he was saving for a downpayment on a house.

During the day though he was sports director for intramural sports for kids.
 
a decent dancer (ie no dirty prostitute tricks) at an average club in the midwest can pull $800+ a night just by working stage and doing lapdances. that's $800 after tipout.

i can't imagine what working a highclass joint in miami would be like for the same scenario, but the person i got this info from has worked cheetahs in vegas and would clear $1500/night with the same act she'd work in phoenix, where she'd clear $1000+ nightly.
 
I know, I get fights from EVERYONE on this. but it's right there.

I've seen stripper whip out big wads too. But if it was a valid money making option, more people would do it. Stripper math blinds out certain problems with it's glitz.


Its not stripper math, its the payment to their coke dealer that leaves then with little $$$$.
 
I considered that: My only contention is that is overlaps into my theory of hot chicks, which states "Hot women don't have to pay for vices"
 
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