Definitions of a Ricer.

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I borrowed this from another forum. Basically sums it up.

The term "Ricer" was originally used as a derogatory remark towards Asians. Then the term was used to describe Japanese motorcycles. From there it carried over to Japanese compact cars. Now it's used to describe ANYONE with ANY CAR that puts insanely gaudy shit on their cars that serves no real purpose other than to attempt to make it look good. It doesn't apply to people who are "all show and no go" unless that person truly believes that their all-show $2G body-kitted, $6G paint job, $3G wheels havin'... let's say '99 Civic Si (because the poor car seems to get riced the most) can beat my 432 HP 398 TQ Eclipse GSX. There's nothing wrong with a Civic, Integra or other cars that seem to get the worst rep because they've been riced so bad. I mean shit, I've seen a built B18C powered '92 Civic hatch SMOKE a Viper. SMOKE. BAD. But now if it was, say a Ford Probe with a GT-R badge and a crappy weld-on muffler trying to race a EVO 8 because he thinks that muffler added 50 HP and is louder than the EVO's exhaust, well, he's then a ricer. V6 Mustang with Saleen body kit and Cobra-R wing
ANY CAR with plastic spinning hubcaps
ANY CAR other than a Nissan Skyline GT-R with a GT-R badge (unless you have the swap)
ANY CAR that has a body kit before having put on wheels AND an exhaust AT LEAST
ANY CAR that has an after market wing/spoiler without body kit/wheels/exhaust
Anyone who drives a Civic Si and doesn't know what Si and VTEC stand for

ANYONE who thinks their car is faster than any I4 just because their car is a V8 (go learn how bad an EVO and WRX STi can smoke you... stock)
anyone who pisses on imports just because they're cheap to buy and cheap to modify (no wait I'm sorry you are just fucking stupid and ignorant wastes of skin)
anyone who thinks that by adding an intake and exhaust to your Civic/Integra/RSX blah blah blah will make it blazingly fast
 
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listen to get nick,,your post is stupid and YOU are one of the:fr:...have a niceday:D
 
so you have to tune your car after you do I/H/E???

and what does SI stand for smartguy? Dont say sports illustrated.
 
so you have to tune your car after you do I/H/E???

and what does SI stand for smartguy? Dont say sports illustrated.
I was going to mention teh "si" part. most people don't know what it means. they think it means "special issue" or some shit.
 
duh everyone knows you need to tune your car after every mod you do..comeon any ricer knows that silly:p

and oo ooooo pick me i know i know...it means...._________
 
lol i just noticed that this is the same exact douche bag that in the engine bay thread..called his strut bar a sway bar............ and he drives a honda:(
 
I was going to mention teh "si" part. most people don't know what it means. they think it means "special issue" or some shit.

Wow, What a hateful bunch of dickheads. First off, I didn't write it, I copied it. And I don't agree with all of it. (Like tuning your car after every single mod) You can't do that I know. But most of it I do agree about. So let's get down to business.
SI, You gotta be kiddin me? You wanna call me out on that? That's easy. How about Sport Injection. Now I got one for you. What does GSR stand for? It should be an easy one. If you know that the next one will get you. I bet you can't tell me what it is without looking it up. What's the Stroke/Rod Ratio of a B16A. How about what is an Ideal Stroke to Rod ratio?
 
lol i just noticed that this is the same exact douche bag that in the engine bay thread..called his strut bar a sway bar............ and he drives a honda:(

I know the difference between a sway bar and a strut bar. Sometimes though, although rare. I miss type things. I know right!? Unbelievable.
Kid you don't anything about me, don't start running your gibbs. Sure I drive a Honda. I also have a 7up Mustang, and a 67 chevy stepside with a 327 out of an old vette. What do you have punk?
 
WTF is wrong with welding on a aftermarket muffler to a stock pipe...? even though its quite small as mine is on my crx...at least i gain a little horse from it...Why say RICER? are you and other people big time fat rice eaters...? who the hell made this dumb word...? its insanity is what i think it is... Its a straight up saying on the streets in my city, by just embrassing the shit...calling a person a ricer, what if they dont even know what it means and looks at you like your even lower dick than they are.....then after you called them idiots....or stupid for not knowing wtf your talking about....you again are just a dumb fucked up insane full of bull shit....and for those who modify their ugly cars i see show much around and big ass spoilers rolling like your cool with some wal-mart plastic spinners....find a better life and finish the look so i can say it looks uglier...!:D
 
Well don't I feel stupid, I couldn't tell you what Si meant, nor can I tell you what GSR stood for. Anything that has to do with a Prelude or Accord I would be all over it.

Now about the original post, who ever wrote it is a complete :asshat:.(period) I wish people would just stop talking about RICERS all together. Really, who gives a fuck!!! Consider them special little fucking retards that waste their money. Would you go up to a retard and call him stupid to his face? If you would, then you prob need the ass beating, not the retard/ricer.

Mind you I have been drinking and reading this stupidity is just pissing me off.

STOP TALKING ABOUT STUPID SHIT!!!!
 
This whole 'tell me what this and that means' shit is completely retarded over the internet. How the fuck are you supposed to be sure that someone doesn't search for the answer before posting? Ask some questions that no one can search the answer for... like, 'What is the circumference of B16RacerN2NR's dick, when measured around the thickest part of his ThunderDome?'
 
I know the difference between a sway bar and a strut bar. Sometimes though, although rare. I miss type things. I know right!? Unbelievable.
Kid you don't anything about me, don't start running your gibbs. Sure I drive a Honda. I also have a 7up Mustang, and a 67 chevy stepside with a 327 out of an old vette. What do you have punk?
i have a 91 civic si with a minime swap?!?!and your fucking point is?!?!hey i got an idea suck my dick you little faggot....
oh and i have a h/o 350.in a montecarlo that i race oval track,,and your wrong..you CAN tune your car after every mod..its just pontless,,hell you can tune your car whenever the hell you want..and for stroke to rod ratio..its your girl to my dick^_^
 
acura-GSR= grand sport racing
rod/stroke ratio=1.74
any more brain teasers asshole?!!?
 
i have a 91 civic si with a minime swap?!?!and your fucking point is?!?!hey i got an idea suck my dick you little faggot....
oh and i have a h/o 350.in a montecarlo that i race oval track,,and your wrong..you CAN tune your car after every mod..its just pontless,,hell you can tune your car whenever the hell you want..and for stroke to rod ratio..its your girl to my dick^_^

How the hell do you tune stock components that aren't made for tuning. You have to have an aftermarket ECU. like Crome or hondata. I could be wrong, I have tuned 0 cars. But that doesn't matter cause your still a dickhead. And yes it's pointless to ask you questions you don't know over the internet. You can find anything with google these days. If I saw you in person and you run your mouth like you do behind your computer you'd be shitting your teeth. You do have some integrity cause you didn't give me the right answer. So either your honest or your lazy.

BTW: you couldn't handle my girlfriend she'd probably kick your ass too.
 
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