Zoo attack

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Yeah, this after I just took my kids there... glad we went to the Sac zoo and not the SF zoo. But imagine what that'd be like 'hey dude, they let the tiger out!'
 
Yeah, this after I just took my kids there... glad we went to the Sac zoo and not the SF zoo. But imagine what that'd be like 'hey dude, they let the tiger out!'


2 seconds later,''oh shit, they let the tiger out!''

(bitten,chewed,swallowed and before you know it you are being shitted out along with other weird tiger foods).
 
It is believed that a disgruntled cage attendant left it unlocked after closing for the night. Investigations will proceed before the zoo will re-open

So that's where sigfied and roy's tiger went after it left vegas.
 
iz a bit off of me to say...but i'm kinda happy the tiger got to take out some frustration; he's been caged, moved around, not allowed to hunt or be a real tiger, stared at by zillions of people, probably taunted, stared at some more, and he acted out. can't blame him.

sad for the dead guy, wrong place, wrong time.
 
Well, if I had the name Tatiana, I might say 'This ain't Bel Air, bitches! Gimme some filet mignon or I'll eat the next 'happily paying customer' that goes 'Hey, look a tiger!' and you'll be sorry!'

lol

I dunno, I just think that it sucks for the tiger and it sucks for the human. I guess it's just sorta like... accidental and bad, but meh, don't fuck around when there's a tiger outside.
 
you know... if everyone there had handguns this would've never happened :ph34r:
 
Gay people don't like handguns. This was in SF. I don't think you'll find a handgun in SF unless it's named 'Pocket Rocket for HIM'

Or, if you live south of Market.
 
:)
 

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