So theres few rules when it comes to drunk poseitng, actually, none., the only rule that I like tho use is that you are tnot allowed to use th e backspace key. I t conveys the sincerity and realism of your drunkenness. (Start with a good beer, then switch to the cheap shit) I am perplexed at how the alchohol is drinving m e to make this absurcd powst , but I cannto rsitst the temptation to type this. Wherte was I/? Ah yes , a tutorial on drunken postings. I have slready covers the rules (rule) and so I will move on to other good ideads and suggestions. First. Try to cover and interesting subjectyh that way you'll gt less flameing and more "whoga dude you r not to be posting whtn this drunk" That way, you'll get the rep point s an d noobds will be like, "wow that gut is the man I will listne to"
Seciond; keep ist short noobdy want s to read some fuckin drunks ramble on about nothein g for paragaraphgs at a time. They'll be like, "why did you post this shit?. you at e r wasteing my time, dipshit. "
Third The ALT key switches you to the menu which is convenient, unless you WERE TRYIGN T OH HIST TO EH SPACE BAR!@!!!
Fouther. chug the ladst of your beer berecfor moving to piojnt number four. Threisn insure s tha tyour post will continue to entshrsall your audience. There is notheinf like a thusrday to get wasted . An d og to work a nect day.
Love,
Cliff.
Seciond; keep ist short noobdy want s to read some fuckin drunks ramble on about nothein g for paragaraphgs at a time. They'll be like, "why did you post this shit?. you at e r wasteing my time, dipshit. "
Third The ALT key switches you to the menu which is convenient, unless you WERE TRYIGN T OH HIST TO EH SPACE BAR!@!!!
Fouther. chug the ladst of your beer berecfor moving to piojnt number four. Threisn insure s tha tyour post will continue to entshrsall your audience. There is notheinf like a thusrday to get wasted . An d og to work a nect day.
Love,
Cliff.
